HOUSTON VOICE / MARCH 29. 1996 19
Harvey breaks out of jail!
Thursday, April 4
SEXX! Pacific street! Club Houston!
Thursdays! Free passes!
Reach for the Skyy! Skyy martinis are
only $3 all day and all night at Gentry!
Learn to C&W dance for free tonight at the
Brazos River Bottom. The dance lessons
start at 9:00 p.m. If you want some dinner
first, head out to their patio for burgers
and chili from 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.
Jim Arthur wows the crowd at the BriarPatch with his high style on Thursdays!
Stop in! He is single, available, and
Happy hour is from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
tonight at AK's Berry Hill II! They have
male dancers tonight!
The 611 Hyde Park Pub has steak night on
the patio tonight from 6:00 p.m. to 9:00
Other Important Stuff
The Lone Star Volleyball Classic is next
weekend! Players, you will find free
passes lo the 800 Pacific family of bars
good for the whole weekend!
The party begins at Lobo! The original
motion picture soundtrack of "'It's My
Party" is now on sale at Lobo at a special
price of $17.95.
The high heel race, bar hop, and bonnet
contest will be April 7th. More details to
E. Lynn Harris, New York Times best
selling author will be signing copies of
his book "And This Too Shall Pass" at
Crossroads Market next Monday, April
Uncle Sam wants you! Hopefully, not.
but if you want help with your taxes, call
Hubbard Financial before it is too late!
It is getting closer to summer! Is your car
ready for the hot Houston weather? Call
Taft Street Auto at 526-3723 for an
Michael Locke can help you get financially ready for your future! Call the
wealth builder at 964-6799 and let him
work his magic for you!
The Mr. Venture-N contest will be April
27. Please call the bar (522-0000) for more
Southwestern Bell's 7th annual "From
All Walks of Life" walkathon/rolla-
ihon will be May 19. If you would like more
info, call 629-WALK.
he 611 celebrates 12 years
April 7 is the date for the Court's Easter
Bonnet contest and Jukebox Jamboree
June 2 is the date for the Mr. Prime Choice
contest to be held at the Ripcord! Call Don
Gill at 521-0911 for more details!
This week's features at the French Quarter are "Boyfriends" and "Hiway
The Red Ribbon Reading Room is still
looking for donations of books, magazines, CDs, cassettes, records, and such
to be used in their free library for PWAs.
Call Steve at Leather Forever at 526-6940
for more details.
Is your a/c ready for the hot Houston summer? Call Lance at Tejas Air to schedule
your check-up. The number is 880-4629.
A happy (warm and fuzzy) birthday to
James O. of the Houston Area Bears!
A happy (chain me down, smear me with
honey and throw me to the leather men)
birthday to Al of the Houston Voice!
A happy (tie me up, tie me down) birthday
to Larry Crawford of the
Hyde Park Gallery!
Congrats to Bart Loeser and John Crisman!
They will be getting
This edition of rodent ■
droppings was scooped ■
out with love by the Lazer ™
Wizard and me! And the
usual disclaimer is in
Harvey escaped from
his cage this past week!
I'm not sure how long he
had freedom, but I am
very happy that he did not
decide to go thru the kitty
A new rodent was in the
house this week! I'm not
sure how, but I think that
d'Artagnan (the cat)
chased a squirrel into
the game room. He had the
poor, terrified squirrel cornered. Fortunately we have windows that open to the
floor so the Wizard
could just open a window and scoot him oul! I
have never heard such a
loud scream come from
such a small animal!
Poor squirrel, the cat.
the dog, the Wizard . and I were all cornering him! I'd scream, too!
On with lies and trash!
Jerry Jones (Mary's): I hear you were having the olives and not the martini!
Andre (hangs at PS): And I quote: "I'm not
good on sizes, except in one category!"
Michael (Heaven): You
ate an entire bag of Lay's
potato chips! So, I guess
you have been Lay-ed!
Larry Crawford (Hyde
Park Gallery): I understand that you have been
"lieing up little girls"
and calling ii art! AND I
quote: "Every gray hair
on my head was a good
Randall Jobe (J.R.'s): I
;ar your trip to New
rleans really sucked!
Brian Keever: You are
ay too old to be out danc-
ng until after 1:00 a.m.
Hi a Monday night! That
fireman is a bad, bad influence on an old,
tired queen like you!
John (Venlure-N): I hear thai you terrorized J.R's last Sunday in "booger"
drag! Not a pretty sight!
Glen Webber (Houston Voice): Honey,
we are glad they finally released you from
the hospital! We are even more thankful
that they did not have to suck your brains
out to steam clean them!
Nancy (Bite Me!) Ford: Congrats on your
new role! Will you be doing anything with
Mike (Charlie's): Who did you give your
underwear to this week?
Meg (Mary's): I hear that your "holy"
jeans got you lots of fingers!
Ben (hangs at Chances): What is this about
you swapping spit with a real girl?
Judy (BRB): Is it true that you can play the
accordion with your toes while having
sex? Bul, darling, I hear you hit a lot of sour
John (hangs at Mary's): So, you got crabs!
King-sized ones at that!
What Miss Havard? I can
a scotch while I'm doing the bank!
Miss Zack (Cousin's): So. you started
doing drag at age 6 or 7?
Don (Pizza Uno): Thanks for the chocolate buzz!
Lee (Ripcord): It doesn't pay to handle
someone elses' bucket when at a casino!
Pearl (hangs at the BRB): You buttered
your tortilla chips in public! How disgusting and embarrassing! Especially since you chastised Denver David
(and it is not Richard) for salting his
beans and rice! Get a grip girl! Miss Manners will contact you at the Stables!
Jack (Houston Voice): Just where do you
find armadillo eggs?
Keith (BRB): You can't pare an apple in the
To "a secret admirer": "I told you I was
here when you got here and I'd be here after
you had gone!" Love, Vera (BRB)
Wilma (Mary's): And I quote: 'I remember all my employees by the size of their
Overheard in a bar: "I'm bored! I'm
waiting for a penile to be implanted!''
Baby (formerly of Charlie's): A 3-way
Clay, the newest face behind the bar at
for your birthday!
Ralph (Mine): The things you will do to get
your name in the paper! You are beginning
to act like Byron (BRB).
Bart (611): Do you always doi your eyes.,
come on with the push push!
Vera (BRB): Cliff told me that you like to
Jom (J.R.'s): Ok, I'll say something nice
about you this week! "Something nice!"
Gary (Ripcord): And I quote: "Be careful, these tits are live!" AND why were you
visiting J.R.'s in a "straight jacket?"
Candace (Tucson): Lots of hugs from all
your friends n Houston!
Tequila Rose: So you want to be shoulder
io ankle in silver sequins! Sounds like a
Jim Halhert (RSICSS): So, you've been
going up and DOWN in the elevator at a
Rob (Venture-N): I hear that you can't
use a gold butt plug! It flakes? And do you
Rochelle (hangs at Chances): Been shop
lifting at Penny's lately?
Mike Scott (Mr. Sexy Voice): So, when
you plant them, they are not seeds, but
Howard (PWOH): How did you crack the
front parking lens on you car? I though the
1-10 bookstore had rubber stops! Were
we a little anxious to get inside?
Frankie (hangs at Chances): So, you
don't have a tail anymore? How can Chris
drag you around now?
Biscuit (hangs at Berry Hill): Did you
have a good time at the bookstore? Which
stall was you favorite?
Glen (PS): Did you really cry like a baby
while you were getting you nipple
Michael (hangs at Berry Hill): So, all you
need is a beer IV and a catheter!
Michael & Steve (hangs at the 611): Rosebush?
Alhil (Berry Hill): You sure pour a mean
Henry (Montrose Inn): Why do you have a
sling in the back seat of your car? Were you a
boy scout? Be prepared!
Have a great week!
Party pals at Heaven