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HOUSTON VOICE/AUGUST 23. 1996 23
Rodent Droppings on the Fashion Sheriff!
Thursday, Aug. 29
Sexx! Show your Club Houston gym
card or any other gym card at Pacific
Street and you get in free! Be sure to
try and steal the towel from the towe!
boys. The doors open at 9:00 pm.
The 611 Hyde Park Pub has big ol'
burgers for a buck tonight from 6:00
pm to 9:00 pm.
World famous Nancy (Bite Me) Ford
is on the stage at Ms. B's tonight at
8:30 p.m. After her Comedic Biz-
arro, she opens the mike from 10:30
pm to 1:00 am.
Other Important Stuff
We would like to welcome Minit Man
Car Wash and Express Lube to our
family of advertisers. Minit Man
car wash offers a full service car wash
(with the coupon on page 2) for only
$4.99! Express Lube offers $4 off a
complete 14 point oil change service, and that also includes a free car
wash! Minit Man Car Wash and
Express Lube is located at 5001 Main
(between Downtown and the Med
Center.)
Incognito, the club, is having the
"Labor Day Funk Fest" next weekend. Ifyou would like more info, call
237-9431.
Bourdreaux of Montrose is a quaint
little coffee shop that will be opening up in a week or so. They will have
sandwiches, soups, desserts,
snacks, espresso, coffee, and such.
Bourdreaux of Montrose will be
open for that late, late crowd after the
bars close and early for those "gotta
have my coffee fix" morning folks!
They are located at 2312 Crocker
(near Fairview). Look for more info
in up coming issues of the Houston
Voice.
Mark your calendars for Sept. 8 at
9:00 pm. Cameron and a cast of stars
are holding a benefit for the Bering Care Center at E/J's. Show your
voter registration card or register to vote and you will be entered in a
raffle! There will be more info available as this date draws closer!
I told you last week about a bar called
Cheetah's! Well, as things change,
strip bars do even more so! As of this
date, they will not, I repeat not be having ladies for ladies dancing! If this
changes again, I'll be sure to let you
know!
The Houston Black Tie Dinner, Inc.
is having a raffle to win a 1997 Ford
Mustang Convertible. Get your
tickets at J.R.'s, Basic Brothers,
Clowning Around!
Crossroads, and Lobo. If you would
like more info, call 521-2519.
Jewel's is a cute little dress shop and
wig boutique here in the Montrose.
Stop in and check her over stuffed
store full of gowns, wigs, shoes, jewelry, and more. Jewel's is located at
2404 Taft.
The Brazos River Bottom is having
a Labor Day Buffet on Sept. 2, 3:00
pm to 6:00 pm.
There are tickets available for the
Miss Camp America Show. See the ad
on page 5 for all the details.
Basic Brothers is packed with end of
summer stuff. They are also having a
swimsuit sale. See the ad on page 2.
The Venture-N has 84 power hours
per week with $1.75 well cocktails,
beer, and wine!
The annual Dog Show at Mary's will be
on Sept. 8.
Labor of Lee Loves! The Lee Loves are
having a family reunion on Labor
Day weekend! Stop in Chances and
give them all a hug!
Birthday Corner
Happy birthday to my dear friend
Greg Killips!
Happy birthday to my niece Nissa
Larson!
Happy belated birthday to Ken Long!
Happy birthday to Douglas L. of the
Houston Area Bears.
Happy birthday to Larry Lingle of
Lobo!
Happy birthday to Robert Harwood
of the Brazos River Bottom.
Happy birthday to JD Lee Love.
Happy Birthday to (I'll hang on any
barstool) David S. How many times
does 26 go into 49?
Happy birthday to Don (Mr. Wonderful) Gill.
Richard of E/J's-(Right)
ally knows ii"
up tasty cocktails at Heaven
Happy birthday to Devin of
Mary's.
Happy birthday to Larry Arbo.
Happy birthday to Sammy!
Happy birthday to "Crush."
Rodent Droppings
The boys have been on their best
behavior this past week. Harvey is
back to his old self and well Ratrat is
just too cute for words! I'm thinking
about entering them in the Mary's
Dog Show as "wanna be" dogs!
The droppings are a bit runny this
week!
My disclaimer is in force!
Bruce & Chris (hangs at the BriarPatch): What is this I hear about a
nightly pool tournament?
Mike (Gentry): And I quote: "I trim
my toenails in a fan."
Michael (hangs at PS): Please refrain
from eyeing other customer's nuts!
Prudence (Black Eyed Pea): I hear
the girls at Southwest don'l like your
early morning hair!
Karen (hangs at PS): Jumper cables
are for batteries not your nipples!
Brandon (Club Houston): I know
someone who wants you to be a blue
M&M so he can mount you over his bed!
Rickydon (Chances): Did you really
loose your virginity to a sack of
potatoes? And what is this about you
and a certain Charlie's waiter
fighting over a stuffed squaw?
Jimmy (hangs at PS): Have you seen
your reflection in any vests lately!
Jeriel (Club Houston): Is it true you
are acting like a female dog in heat?
Following the new employees
wagging your tail and licking your
lips.'
Mark (PS): And I quote: "I always hit
the hole!"
Oscar (BRB); Heard any good Aggie
jokes lately?
Scott Lewis (Heaven): I hear that
when it rains in Atlanta,
it really pours!
Ashley (PS): Congrats
on the welcomed addition to your family!
Aaron (Rascals): You
sure do know how to take
the staff out for dinner
and a party, but really, a
mo! What else went on
in the back of that pretty
white limo?
Big Mike (BRB) and Pooh
Bear: How was your
tryst?
John (Venture-N): And I
quote: "If I wanted some
) and his m
JT or Tequila Rose in boy drag ?
lip from you I'd unzip your pants!"
Bill Havard (BRB): I hear that since
Vera went on vacation you were able
to save so much money on Cactus
juice that you were able to pay cash for
a new Rolls Royce and a trip to Denver!
Ken (Daddy of Montrose): Just what
kind of party did you have on the patio
of the Venture-N?
Javier Luna: Paco? And I hear you
were bed hopping with Keith (TGRA
and Virgil(TGRA)!
Miss A (BRB): 1 hear you have a new
baby at BRB. His name is Freddy and
he is yellow. Is it a duck?
Doug (Fuzzy Bear) Lake: I hear you
spent more time than Miss Keever
(TWT) on your knees in Dallas last
weekend and have the scars to prove
it!
Sam (BRB): Why don't you just get it
over with and buy a mobile home!
Sammy (Mary'sj: Congrats on your
new job with the Montrose Clinic!
Lisa, Margie, and Zane (hangs at
Chances): Past out on ham sandwiches?
Have a great week
Cuervolyn
Look out, that Fashion Sheriff is on
the prowl again!
Fashion Sheriff
It is far, far worse that I ever thought
imaginable. Since I wrote to you
last week, I find that this community
needs me more than ever. Let me tell
you about this past Friday night.
First off, let's talk about the MC's for
the fundraiser at Chances. Ginger
Snap, the last time I saw that much
fringe, it was hanging from a Chenille bedspread. And JJ LaRue, how
about a free ticket back to Transylvania sweetie? Then came "The
Duke" JD Lee Love. Congrats on
your new acquisition. The new 'sta-
che is a vast improvement over the
Groucho Marx electrical tape.
Then, is it Jackie Thorn? I haven't
seen lip movement like that since the
last Godzilla movie marathon.
Although there were good entertainers, I was impressed by the
appearance of one: Barbara
Walker. Any sexier and she would be
illegal.By the way Jennifer, the
next time you bow to the monarchs,
make sure your shirt tail is tucked in.
This is my column for the week. I'll be
watching and waiting to hear from
you. Dress well, look well, and be
well.
Mr. Illwell.
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