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Houston Voice, No. 826, August 23, 1996 - File 024. 1996-08-23. University of Houston Libraries. University of Houston Digital Library. Web. April 2, 2020. https://digital.lib.uh.edu/collection/montrose/item/7015/show/7005.

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Title Houston Voice, No. 826, August 23, 1996
Contributor
  • Bell, Deborah Moncrief
Publisher Window Media
Date August 23, 1996
Language English
Subject
  • LGBTQ community
  • LGBTQ people
  • Gay liberation movement
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  • Houston, Texas
Genre
  • newspapers
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  • Text
Identifier OCLC: 31485329
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  • University of Houston Libraries Special Collections
  • LGBT Research Collection
  • Montrose Voice
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Title File 024
Transcript HOUSTON VOICE/AUGUST 23. 1996 23 Rodent Droppings on the Fashion Sheriff! Thursday, Aug. 29 Sexx! Show your Club Houston gym card or any other gym card at Pacific Street and you get in free! Be sure to try and steal the towel from the towe! boys. The doors open at 9:00 pm. The 611 Hyde Park Pub has big ol' burgers for a buck tonight from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm. World famous Nancy (Bite Me) Ford is on the stage at Ms. B's tonight at 8:30 p.m. After her Comedic Biz- arro, she opens the mike from 10:30 pm to 1:00 am. Other Important Stuff We would like to welcome Minit Man Car Wash and Express Lube to our family of advertisers. Minit Man car wash offers a full service car wash (with the coupon on page 2) for only $4.99! Express Lube offers $4 off a complete 14 point oil change service, and that also includes a free car wash! Minit Man Car Wash and Express Lube is located at 5001 Main (between Downtown and the Med Center.) Incognito, the club, is having the "Labor Day Funk Fest" next weekend. Ifyou would like more info, call 237-9431. Bourdreaux of Montrose is a quaint little coffee shop that will be opening up in a week or so. They will have sandwiches, soups, desserts, snacks, espresso, coffee, and such. Bourdreaux of Montrose will be open for that late, late crowd after the bars close and early for those "gotta have my coffee fix" morning folks! They are located at 2312 Crocker (near Fairview). Look for more info in up coming issues of the Houston Voice. Mark your calendars for Sept. 8 at 9:00 pm. Cameron and a cast of stars are holding a benefit for the Bering Care Center at E/J's. Show your voter registration card or register to vote and you will be entered in a raffle! There will be more info available as this date draws closer! I told you last week about a bar called Cheetah's! Well, as things change, strip bars do even more so! As of this date, they will not, I repeat not be having ladies for ladies dancing! If this changes again, I'll be sure to let you know! The Houston Black Tie Dinner, Inc. is having a raffle to win a 1997 Ford Mustang Convertible. Get your tickets at J.R.'s, Basic Brothers, Clowning Around! Crossroads, and Lobo. If you would like more info, call 521-2519. Jewel's is a cute little dress shop and wig boutique here in the Montrose. Stop in and check her over stuffed store full of gowns, wigs, shoes, jewelry, and more. Jewel's is located at 2404 Taft. The Brazos River Bottom is having a Labor Day Buffet on Sept. 2, 3:00 pm to 6:00 pm. There are tickets available for the Miss Camp America Show. See the ad on page 5 for all the details. Basic Brothers is packed with end of summer stuff. They are also having a swimsuit sale. See the ad on page 2. The Venture-N has 84 power hours per week with $1.75 well cocktails, beer, and wine! The annual Dog Show at Mary's will be on Sept. 8. Labor of Lee Loves! The Lee Loves are having a family reunion on Labor Day weekend! Stop in Chances and give them all a hug! Birthday Corner Happy birthday to my dear friend Greg Killips! Happy birthday to my niece Nissa Larson! Happy belated birthday to Ken Long! Happy birthday to Douglas L. of the Houston Area Bears. Happy birthday to Larry Lingle of Lobo! Happy birthday to Robert Harwood of the Brazos River Bottom. Happy birthday to JD Lee Love. Happy Birthday to (I'll hang on any barstool) David S. How many times does 26 go into 49? Happy birthday to Don (Mr. Wonderful) Gill. Richard of E/J's-(Right) ally knows ii" up tasty cocktails at Heaven Happy birthday to Devin of Mary's. Happy birthday to Larry Arbo. Happy birthday to Sammy! Happy birthday to "Crush." Rodent Droppings The boys have been on their best behavior this past week. Harvey is back to his old self and well Ratrat is just too cute for words! I'm thinking about entering them in the Mary's Dog Show as "wanna be" dogs! The droppings are a bit runny this week! My disclaimer is in force! Bruce & Chris (hangs at the BriarPatch): What is this I hear about a nightly pool tournament? Mike (Gentry): And I quote: "I trim my toenails in a fan." Michael (hangs at PS): Please refrain from eyeing other customer's nuts! Prudence (Black Eyed Pea): I hear the girls at Southwest don'l like your early morning hair! Karen (hangs at PS): Jumper cables are for batteries not your nipples! Brandon (Club Houston): I know someone who wants you to be a blue M&M so he can mount you over his bed! Rickydon (Chances): Did you really loose your virginity to a sack of potatoes? And what is this about you and a certain Charlie's waiter fighting over a stuffed squaw? Jimmy (hangs at PS): Have you seen your reflection in any vests lately! Jeriel (Club Houston): Is it true you are acting like a female dog in heat? Following the new employees wagging your tail and licking your lips.' Mark (PS): And I quote: "I always hit the hole!" Oscar (BRB); Heard any good Aggie jokes lately? Scott Lewis (Heaven): I hear that when it rains in Atlanta, it really pours! Ashley (PS): Congrats on the welcomed addition to your family! Aaron (Rascals): You sure do know how to take the staff out for dinner and a party, but really, a mo! What else went on in the back of that pretty white limo? Big Mike (BRB) and Pooh Bear: How was your tryst? John (Venture-N): And I quote: "If I wanted some ) and his m JT or Tequila Rose in boy drag ? lip from you I'd unzip your pants!" Bill Havard (BRB): I hear that since Vera went on vacation you were able to save so much money on Cactus juice that you were able to pay cash for a new Rolls Royce and a trip to Denver! Ken (Daddy of Montrose): Just what kind of party did you have on the patio of the Venture-N? Javier Luna: Paco? And I hear you were bed hopping with Keith (TGRA and Virgil(TGRA)! Miss A (BRB): 1 hear you have a new baby at BRB. His name is Freddy and he is yellow. Is it a duck? Doug (Fuzzy Bear) Lake: I hear you spent more time than Miss Keever (TWT) on your knees in Dallas last weekend and have the scars to prove it! Sam (BRB): Why don't you just get it over with and buy a mobile home! Sammy (Mary'sj: Congrats on your new job with the Montrose Clinic! Lisa, Margie, and Zane (hangs at Chances): Past out on ham sandwiches? Have a great week Cuervolyn Look out, that Fashion Sheriff is on the prowl again! Fashion Sheriff It is far, far worse that I ever thought imaginable. Since I wrote to you last week, I find that this community needs me more than ever. Let me tell you about this past Friday night. First off, let's talk about the MC's for the fundraiser at Chances. Ginger Snap, the last time I saw that much fringe, it was hanging from a Chenille bedspread. And JJ LaRue, how about a free ticket back to Transylvania sweetie? Then came "The Duke" JD Lee Love. Congrats on your new acquisition. The new 'sta- che is a vast improvement over the Groucho Marx electrical tape. Then, is it Jackie Thorn? I haven't seen lip movement like that since the last Godzilla movie marathon. Although there were good entertainers, I was impressed by the appearance of one: Barbara Walker. Any sexier and she would be illegal.By the way Jennifer, the next time you bow to the monarchs, make sure your shirt tail is tucked in. This is my column for the week. I'll be watching and waiting to hear from you. Dress well, look well, and be well. Mr. Illwell.
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