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Other Important Stuff to do with Rodent Droppings!
Wednesday, June 26
Back to back to Bacchus II! Join your
friends at 6:00 p.m. for the buffet and
enjoy Sandy and Colleen of W. 42nd
Street. They start at 7:00 p.m. Bacchus II,
where professional women meet!
Catia Lee Love is doing her final Wednesday night strip contest at Gentry. She gets
the guys to launch laundry starting at
11:00 p.m. If you can't stay out late, be
there at 7:00 p.m. for the Boy Toys. Their
dancing will heat you up! Chill off with $2
Ambrosia cocktails all night long!
Stop in Mela's Tejano Country for a midweek break featuring beer specials and a
buffet starting at 5:00 p.m. Then at 7:00
p.m. super sultry Susan Maser will take the
stage. There is a $2 cover charge starting at
Thursday, June 27
Head "South of the Border" tonighl at E/
J's. Hostess Marilyn Marx and guests
C.C. Ryder, Katrina LaShawn, Blanca
DeBris, and Rochelle Stevens fill the
stage starting al 11:00 p.m. Be sure to try a
Tequila Test Tube for only $1.25.
Sexx! Thursdays al Pacific Street, show
your valid Club Houston membership
card (or any other valid gym card) to the
doorman and he will let you in free. Watch
the "'towel boys" pump it up in the cages
and enjoy the hottest music and fabulous
lazer light show! The doors open at 9:00
The grill of the 611 Hyde Park Pub glows
from 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. The steaks and
such are truly tasty.
BerryHill II opens its doors at 6:00 p.m.
and happy hour runs until 10:00 p.m. The
male dancers will warm you up all night
Hang out at Club Houston for half the price
all day and night,!
Other Important Stuff
The Houston Voice would like to welcome
The Trading Post Ice House and Sports Bar
to our family of advertisers. The Trading Post is gay owned and gay operated.
They have a diverse clientele as well as
really cheap beer prices. Stop in at 11410 S.
Post Oak @ Gasmer and check this place out.
If you like the neighborly atmosphere of
an ice house, you will love the Trading
Post. They have the biggest and cleanest
bathrooms in town. By the way, it is air
conditioned! Call 726-1963 if you need
Who is this? He was young, slim, and had
We would like to also
; welcome Sterling Mortgage Corporation to
| our family of advertisers. If you are looking for
a mortgage, call Jennifer Harris at 629-0600.
She specializes in Lesbian and Gay lending!
addition to our family of
advertisers is Rocky-
Java. RockyJava is
located at 220 Avondale,
behind Numbers II. They
offer a variety of coffee,
and soup for reasonable
prices. They are open 24
hours a day. Starting June 23, they will
have live entertainment from 3:00 p.m. to
9:00 p.m. The veggie sandwich is great!
Their phone number is 521-7095.
Realtor Justin Talbit of Callager/Ham-
lin Realtors is also a new addition to the
Houston Voice's family of advertisers.
Call Justin for all your housing needs. He
handles all aspects of housing, apartments, condo, and anything else you might
need. Call Justin at 964-4500.
House of Coleman has also joined our
family of advertisers. Marion Coleman is a long-time resident and activist.
Next time you need any printing needs,
call House of Coleman at 523-2521.
Raven's Lair specializes in hand-made,
custom designed S&M, B&D, and Fetish
equipment. They have a rainbow colored
flogger on sale for only $89.99. See their
ad on page 26 or call 616-4297.
If it has been a while since you have been to
the Brazos River Bottom, check out the
remodeling they have been doing. The
dance floor is bigger, the video screen is
bigger, and Tommie Sue is bigger (not!).
Speaking of big. Incognito will be having a big hair contest coming up soon.
Keep watching this space. More details as
they become available.
Leather Leather has herds of new leather
and styles. Choose from their quality
leather sofas, sectionals, sleepers,
recliners. chairs, and ottomans now
available in even more styles, leathers,
and colors that you could imagine. So
head out to Leather Leather today and see
all the new styles and leathers they have in
store. Leather Leather is located at 7519
Westheimer. Call 977-9393.
Have you visited the new locations of
Crossroads and Lobo? Lobo has moved to
3939-S Montrose (next to Marble Slab and
Gen. Joe's) and Crossroads is in the old
There are tickets available for "Poor
Super Man," a controversial play at
Theater Lab. Call 868-7516 for tickets to
this adult themed play directed by Ed Muth.
The Garden Party gang is hanging out on
street corners again! When will they
learn? They have a proposition for you!
The "Hooker's Ball" will be on July 28 at
Heaven. Basic Brothers has this years fabu
Garden Party t-shirts. If you would like
ticket info, call 524-1188.
Steven David is looking for print models. Call his photo studio at 787-0625 if
you are interested.
This week's features at the French Quarter are "Hair Trigger" and "Jasper's
Happy birthday to Vernon W.!
Happy Birthday to Houston Area Bears
Robert F. and James K.
Happy birthday to Prime Timers Robert
R. and Richard R.
Happy birthday to Sid Stevens.
Happy birthday to Bobby Fife.
Happy birthday to the Good Fairy!
Happy birthday to Norman.
Happy birthday to Vicki at Steam.
Did you all like the photo of Ratrat in his
sailor's hat? He is almost used to wearing
it! Not! The next time I order, I'll get Ratrat
and Harvey top hats or maybe Santa hats!
Not much gossip this past weekend.
LW's mom was in town. We had a big family
dinner at our house and my dishwasher
exploded. What a weekend! But, I'll
spread what I have!
The usual disclaimer is in force. This is
not journalism, or even creative writing. These are things that are overheard,
seen, or slipped into my in basket scrawled
on a bar napkin. My philosophy is that if
you are silly enough to do or say something
"stupid" in public, I will most likely find
out about it! This part is strictly lies, gossip and trash and in no way should be taken
Herman (Cousin's): What Cup o' Noodles flavor is it this week? At least is was
Darren (PS): You must be the only person
I know who has used an "Epilady" as a sexual device!
JC (Midtowne Spa): I hear you made quite
a fuss over Tequila Rose! Is there a story
Miss A (BRB): I hear that instead of an
alarm clock, you put a bag of groceries on
the floor by the bed so you will trip over them
on the way to your early morning pee break.
And was the cat food really for Dallas?
Dan (Preferred Graphics): And I quote :
"I'm always on the bottom" and "I like to
be called Sir!"
Devin (Mary's): Trust
me, Don Dowden
knows when Wilma
really is in the bar and
did you enjoy Wilma's
cocktail? (This did not
come from Tommie
Ken (PS): Next time
you do a Demi Moore
impression, be sure to
give the bartenders
some advance warning!
Ken Claude (Basic
Brothers and Daddy of
Montrose): A word of
advice; Marlene is a
tough act to follow! Be
careful! You have a big
Papa Del (Gentry): And I quote: "I want
two dicks with happy faces and I'm not taking my pants down!" And why don't you
swallow if you have an ulcer?
Billy B. (Mary's): I heard you are having
problems with biting cock(ers).
Phoebe (Hangs at Mary's): And I quote:
"Oh, please don't tell my mom I work in the
oil patch; she still thinks I'm a piano player
in a whore house!"
Rob Baker: It is too late!
Val (Gentry): So, you know how to do a
Tequila Rose (Miss Montrose): Do you
have a 40" slip for every gown? Or is that a
Freudian slip for each
Mona (hangs everywhere): I hear you lost
your roommate before
you got some!
Bill (Basic Brothers):
I hear that you like "boy
on a stick" for breakfast!
Michael P (Steam): So
you went to visit your
dog and stayed 6 weeks?
Don Gill (Mr. Everything): And a Lee Love,
Spike (hangs everywhere): Tricks? Shopping carts and empty Par!y pals a, Pacjfic Streef
cans? You or your
Partying at Cousin 's
Gregg (hangs on any bar stool): 5 tricks in 4
nights and only one pair of handcuffs?
Don (BRB): Things get so confusing
when Judy leaves town. You spend the night
with your ex-lover's future ex-lover while
your current lover has ex-itted the city.
This is ex-hausling. Anybody got a Rol-
Lloyd (PS): I hear you had an out-of-body
Jim Halbert (RSICSS): Are you really
that big, or was that Memorex?
Scott Lewis (Heaven): Have we "Pumped
it" a lot this week?
Victor (Gentry): So. they have to be able
to drive validly?
Reno (J.R.'s): Loose any balls lately?
John (Venture-N): Did you really do what
a little birdy told me you did? For shame,
Barbara (Ms. Chances): OK. the next time
I bring Ratrat and Harvey out, I will dress
Wild party gals at Chances!
them in drag!
Tiffany (FIST): And I quote: "You have
my number and I'm not tired!"
David W. (hangs at Gentry): I understand that you looked like a 70 year old Cher
with orthopedic shoes!
Sally H. (Montrose Clinic): Did you take a
meatball or two home for Dozer?
Kevin (hangs at Club Houston): Did you
and Don Dowden enjoy the Jagerme-
See EVERYBODY at the Parade!