HOUSTON VOICE / APRIL 7, 1995 19
More coming events and specials; love and marriage, dirt and lies
Another Holy Union at MCCR. (Pictured:
Patrick G, Lump. Linda Owens. Duane Dav
Jim Jolly and Kathy Drake)
Houston Soap, Part 2
Il is week #5 in the search for new talent ai E/J'S Amateur night contest.
Be there by 10:30 p.m. if you want io
sign up to try oul a new act!
Half-price day/night at the Club
Houston! Check out the cheap ways to
lake it off. ... the extra pounds thai is!
Cuervo Tuesday! Mary's, naturally! $2. Meet me there to fill me in on
all the dirt you know!
Better hurry and catch Dyan Michaels
before she leaves town. She is at Gen-
iiy tonight hosting their weekly penile extravaganza... aka a male si rip
contest. Dyan really knows how to get
those guys to lake it almost all off. The
contest starts at 10:30 p.m., but get
there early to get a good chair!
Roger is ai ihe keyboard at ihe BriarPatch. Head on down to the BP and listen io Ins great way of tickling the ivo-
"Bears Night Out" at the Montrose
Mining Company. Domestic longnecks are only a buck, and there is free
pizza on the patio at midnight!
Cy Brenson is on stage tonight at the
Penthouse. She starts at 8:00 p.m
"Chat and Chew'" with the Royal,
Sovereign and Imperial Court of the
Single Star. Meet up with the guys and
girls of the Court at Gentry at 7:00
Open Mike night is really catching on
at ihe Toy Box. There is everything
from musicians, vocalists, comedians, bands, and well, you can see
just about anything ihere. Check out
this new and exciting way io spend
There is a weekly talent search at
Club 403 hosted by Miss Bacchus II,
Roxanne Lee Love. There are cash
prizes for I si and 2nd places, to sign
up. be there al 10:00 p.m; the contest
starts ai 10:30 p.m.
Sicak night is hack at the 611 Hyde
Park Pub! Only $5 gets you a steak,
baker wuh all the trimmings and a
salad. The grill is lit from 6:00 p.m.
until 9:00 p.m.
Other Important Stuff
Do you remember Splash Day in Galveston? Well. Star 104.9 FM is work
ing on making Splash Day what is used
i„ be The festivities will kick mi on
May 27th al 2:00 p.m. There will food,
music, panics and just good old-
fashioned fun in the sun. II you would
hkc more information, call (409)
Have sou seen the complete show-
in. of all 4 "Minister Mikes"
~s. Glen Barnes,
Winner Dickie Russel and first runner up Shawn Hendo.
are surrounded by MCs Dean Walradt and Brian Reeve
at the Bear Contest
shows? Well, the Rip-
cord has them and will be showing all
of them on April 23rd. Mark your calendars.
This week's features at the French
Quarter are: "Power Driver" and "9
This week's feature at the Greenway 3 is "Priest." It is about homosexuality and men of the cloth. I bet
you could have gotten lhat from the
It is greek to me! Niko Niko's has great
Greek food. Be sure to clip out the coupon in this issue to buy one, gel one
The People with AIDS Coalition
has a prescription drug card for sale.
This is open to EVERYONE, not just
PWA's. The card offers discount
prices on all prescription drugs at
pharmacies like Kroger, Wal -
greens, and thousands of others.
Check oul the ad on page 3 for more
details. This sounds like a great deal,
especially for people like me who
have no health insurance!
Birrapoready... is a division of
Birraporetti's that offers complete
catering, for both home and office.
Call Harold Kelly at 961-1012 to set up
a feast for you and your associates!
Sunday Afternoon Tea Parties!
Keep your eyes open for your personal
invitation arriving soon!
Tear out the coupon for Cafe
Anthony's brunch in this issue. Don't
just stick it on the fridge... use it! The
food there is wonderful!
Do I have to type it? Well, I better! I'd
don't want to be sued for libel! Ok, you
know the drill, this is dirt, out righi
lies and gossip! Take your chances!
Billie Bailey (RSICSS): So, you
have figured out what a can of Crisco
and red hankies are all about! Was it
f u n ?
Pickles (The Club): Now I know why
you were carrying a 5 gal. bucket
w'iile walking down Fairview last
week. You were giving away apples to
dirty old men. What a way to pick up
Joe (BRB):Is it true you sit on Miss A's
knee and take dick-tation? AND what
is this I hear about you getting a kiss in
Steve Underwood (Heaven and
JR's): So, you are now getting Chi
Chi LaRue's sloppy seconds! Next
time, keep a leash on your chubby chasing boyfriend!
Scoti Underwood (Alt. Source): 1
hear you have also been receiving
Miss A. (BRB): Is it true you are working at BRB only because Vera brought
you a new gold finger?
Ricky (Hangs at the BRB): I hear you
have a new bed partner. A Bud Bundy
Damion (The Club): I hear you are
Still play in j> wilh chickens! At feast
this time you did not have to wrap your
arms around them to get them heated
up! Also, what is this "Wheel of Fortune" in your office? You must have
turned the letters right to get a new
piano and a bunch of new furniture!
Big Gary (Ripcord): Honey, I told
you I would give you one week before I
let your little secret out! This is a
Doug (Carter and Cooley): So. the
bandages on your forehead are from
David throwing a beer bottle at you
and a trick! At least the trick had the
good sense to duck. I guess he was not as
big and stupid as you thought!
Larry Crawford (Hyde Park Gallery): You need to take rollerblading
lessons from LaMarr. I hear you even
grabbed a stop sign and that couldn't
Dog Lips (Wolf Pack): Heard Cindy is
decking the halls? Could it be with
Holly? April Fool's, Love Helen!
Tierra (Toy Box): Why does your
ballcap say:'" That is Daddy Tierra
to you. Bitch?"
Rocky (Gentry): Who died and made
you the "Hair Critic from Hell?""
Dog Lips...is this the photo you
begged me not to print?
Miss Roberts; So. 1 understand you
were giving shots out of your foreskin again a few weeks ago on the patio
of the BRB' I know the BRB did not run
out of shot glasses! What is your
Ed (E/J's): If you did not have soo-
oooo many recycling bins in the yard,
they would have not Ieft you a junk
Stanley (The Club): Taken any hot
steamy shower with one day visitors
Clay Parker (Now of San Francisco).
Gee. girl, you move halfway across
ihe country and I still hear about you! 7
on a pool table, after hours! We should
have sent a nationwide warning when
you left our fair city!
Bonis (LBB): How come all of your
companies are listed in the IRS files
,i s -s.A.N. Ass. ?
Ben Moore: And I quote " What I use to
do all night, it now takes all night to
David (Ripcord): So, someone
grabbed your new tit ring and it bled for
3 days! lie must have pulled just a firrle
bil too hard!
Animal (BRB): So, you fell off the 3
day wagon! I did not know you could
stay on it that long in the first place!
Also, Happy 4th anniversary at the
Devin (Mary's): Just because the
time changed is not a good reason to
give for being late for work!
Dakota: You scammed me too!
Cliff (Mary's): I hear you are on pussy
Dean (NLA:H): I hear you finally
pinned more people in a weekend than
Miss Keever can!
Jerry V. (Hangs at Gentry): Do you
know where your puck is'1
Ken (BBHOL): Tossing your cookies on the bar at the 611! What's wrong
honey... a different brand of scotch!
Happy Birthday to Richard
Thoen... We wish you luck in your
move to Buffalo. NY. We'll miss you!
Well, kids, I'm off for a screening of
the new movie "'Bar Girls." I'll let
you know my reaction nexi week!
Lulu of E/J's with a Budweiser in his
hand...what a novel sight
■ face, Maggie at the Houston