12 MONTROSE VOICE/ OCTOBER 4, 1985
The Far Side by Gary Larson
= 1985 UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
The Arnolds feign death until the Wagners, sensing
the sudden awkwardness, are compelled to leave.
"And now here comes Zubulu. If
this Isn't weird—middle of the night,
and for some reason we're all restless.'1
"Here comes another big one, Roy, and
After reaching the far side, Tonga cut the bridge-
sending the outraged suburbanites into the river
below. Their idol was now his as well as its curse.
The ghost of Baron Rudolph von Guggenheim,
16th-century nobleman murdered by the
Countess Rowena DuBois and her
lover (believed to be the Duke of
Norwood), falls into Edna's bean dip.
The Bull Wants
to Take a Trip
By Mark Orion
For Friday. Oct. 4. 1985,
through Thursday. Oct. 10. 1985:
ARIES—Recent fireworks may return,
but this week finds you in firm control of
what happens, when, and how often. In
fact, your control could be too much for
this fun-loving friend you've found. What
a find! Ease up a little and remember the
old give and take.
TAURUS—You've got travelling on
your mind, and your short jaunts haven't
been enough. Sit down with yourfavorite
person and plan that ideal long vacation.
Even if it doesn't look possible at the
moment, mapping it out may show you
how you can get there.
GEMINI—A feeling of being split in half
has now turned into something else. It
may be just that you're avoiding the
issues, but have you ever felt so sexual in
your life? What are you, anyway, some
kind of sex machine?
CANCER—Feeling slightly schizophrenic? One of you is damned angry and
wants to fight it out. The other wants to
soothe, warm, entwine, caress. Who's
going to win? Head and heart are nowhere in sync, so don't go making irrevocable decisions.
LEO—Get away soon for a long weekend. You'll definitely be in for some
pleasant encounters. They may not be
exactly what you were hoping for, but
you'll like what you get. Been looking for
some magic moments? They're out of
VIRGO—You're usually so neat and
well-balanced! But not this week. You'll
go for something in a big way, and the
excitement will get you into quite a state.
So what? Go running, go dancing, enjoy
life! Let all this energy out!
LIBRA—Business is good—very good
You're expanding, moving up the ladder,
getting a new position. Think carefully
about any major move, and don't get into
this establishment so deeply that you
can't get out. Congratulations!
SCORPIO—Friends—it's a week to
enjoy them and be very grateful that you
have them. You may want to get them all
together (as varied and dissimilar as they
may be). You're wealthy in them, perhaps
even more so than you think. Communion in the key word.
SAGITTARIUS-Well, you've found
someone who's as hot as you are. All that
prowling around found you someone
who knows your kind of action and gives
it to you—and then some. No, don't say
anything. Your signals are coming
through loud and clear.
CAPRICORN—Secret love time for
Capricorn9 I won't tell, but that wrestling
you're doing in your soul conflicts with
that other kind of wrestling you're doing
that feels so good. You're going to have to
make a decision, and it's a hard one, no
matter how you look at it.
AQUARIUS—The argument you're
having with yourself won't let go. The
secretive side of you has gotten out of
hand. What others see and what you
really feel have little in common. Get
away and get together. Come back ready
for honesty and whatever comes up next.
PISCES—Don't let a day go by without
doing something that you want to do. You
have the energy and confidence to turn
most anything in the right direction.
You're in charge, you're in command of
your needs, your desires, your life.