The Nearly Naked Car Wash III will
be at the Ripcord this Saturday! Stop in
and get washed!
There will be a fund-raiser at the
Venture-N on April 6, called "Leather
Lather." For more info, call Jackie at
The Texas Lesbian Conference is
May 16-18. For more info, call 867-
Ken does the trash at Pacific Street.
A happy birthday to Bobby H.
Happy birthdays to Houston Area
Bears Mitch f., James 0., David L.,
Brad B., Jim H., and Ken L.
Happy birthday to Larry Crawford!
A special happy birthday to Al
(whose last name I never can spell
This space is reserved for my personal
thoughts, lies, gossip and trash heard in
and around the Gay and Lesbian community. There is NO truth to any of t
his, well maybe some truth!
Ratrat has mastered a new trick! He
lures Harvey into a vulnerable position,
attacks him and hangs on for dear life!
Talk about an ear biter! That is my
On with the gossip!
Vanna & Rogers (Chances): So,
Vanna, you always wanted to be with
Rogers, and now you are!
Kevin (San Diego Stud): What do
you, a set a lovers and a blue pick-up
truck have in common? Also was that
your evil twin sister at Mary's 2
Darlene (Outpost): And I quote:
"Everything is a little better with a
whack of booze!"
Dirk (Pacific Street): What a nice
shopping cart you have! Fruity Pebbles,
5 cans of instant muffins, and 5 pounds
of ground beef! What were you serving
for dinner? Fruity buns with beef? AND
I quote: "The last time I drank Cuervo,
I woke up 2 states away!"
Lily (hangs at the Outpost): So, you
Gary (Ripcord): How was "Food
Server's Managers class?" I hear you fell
asleep at you desk and moaned, and
moaned and treated the entire class to
"I'm Coming, I'm coming!" Is this true?
Cody (BRB): You just wish you had a
truck to get detailed at the Ripcord. And
by the way, who is your husband today,
or this week?
Vernon W: Why is it that when then
did a chest x-ray of you they thought it
was a female? Was it because of the
extra large nipples?
Partying at Bricks II.
Butt Boy: We still love you! Call me
Tiffany (Ms. Gulf Coast
Leather/FIST): And I quote: " 1 don't
have a penis, but you should serve me
Members of the BCLA: Have you
been acquiring other club's cocktail
Jeff, Stanley, & Lyle (Houston Area
Bears): Congrats on your new titles!
Leathermen or Yuppies.
Rodney and Clifford.
Lee L. (BRB): I heard you were giving
FREE head on the BRB's patio last
Saturday! This must be a lie! No one
ever does a sexual act in a bar, that
would be against the law!
Bobby (New Barn): I know all about
you and HPD! Should I share?
Byron (Bricks): I hear you look as
good on the camera at Spec's Liquors as
you do on the Post office wall!
Who is the new "Miss Suspension" of
Houston? Call me, I want to know, too!
Cecil (hangs at the BRB): I hear you
can't handle the big city... moving back
Charles (I met at Pacific Street):
Someone told this to me about you!
"Since you divorced your wife, you have
been around the gay block over 150
times!" Care to comment? Call me at
529-8490, 942-0084 or page me at 761-
Don P. (BRB): I hear you were
mugged in New Orleans and all they
took was your panties!
Ed (new in Houston and has been to
Mary's): Why were you, a pair of boots,
a pair on knees and moaning in the
lady's room at Mary's this past
Brian (New bartender at Bricks II):
Good luck at Bricks II! You will have
loads of fun, but watch out for Jeff!
Vera (BRB): Is it true you are working
the streets to sell cookies, again? And, I
am sooooo glad you got your "sh*t stirrer" back!
Rick (Barn): I hear you need to get an
alarm clock! Harry's hands are tired of
waking you up!
Miss Alabama (BRB): What is this I
hear about you spanking your monkey?
Linda (hangs at Chances): You are
hot, hot, hot!
Lane (Pacific Street): I hear you like
to get it "on" with an "Oil Can Harry's"
I.R. flashes tits...again!
Mark (Lancer's): And I quote: "We
are looking forward to a long and happy
time at Mary's."
Chris (Hangs at the Ripcord): I hear
you will be appearing as "Mimi" Can't
wait to see this!
Pauline? Is that you? My eyes are all blurry!
Courtney Brooks and her estranged husband!!!???
Tom (hangs at Bricks II): I'm sorry I
singed your hair on your nuts!
Felicia (Houston Voice): You and
Reba? I think Nashville just turned!
Meg (Mary's): And I quote: " I can
make pool sticks do tricks!"
Don Gill (Mr. Wonderful): What is
this I hear about you, Spook (Colt 45s),
Mike (NLA:H), and Jim (RSICSS)?
Did you really trick them out of a date?
Rodent Rooter: Hugs and big red lipstick kisses to you!
Clint (hangs at the BRB): Green is not
a good color for you! And do you really
have room to talk about someone else
being "too nelly?"
Tuna Melt: Where or where were you
2 Thursdays night's ago? Why did you
leave your secretary all alone?
Rhonda Kelly: Is your version of boy
drag wearing boxers?
Crystal Rae Lee Love: Even Castle
has a dental plan for you!
Sean Carter (Barn): Yes, it is surely a
Ruby Stone: Did it explode?
I have had a very (work) busy week!
More trash next time!
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