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FAT IS RELATIVE. BUT A FLAT BONEY
ass is a Oat boney ass, no matter what size
ANY HETERO WHO WORKS AT A GAY
joint but goes around saying being gay is
wrong has a screw loose. So it's wrong to
be gay but not wrong for you to make a
living off of it?
YOU SAID, "LIGHTS OUT." I SAID,
"Hot damn!" Next time, make sure you
grab the lube and not the self-tanning
products. Try covering that mess up!
PERSONAL AD SPACE IS LIMITED,
but when I see "drug/disease free"
slapped together, I feel like I'm being
pegged as a meth disease-spreader just
because I'm poz. In reality, I have a more
health-conscious lifestyle than most of
you negative guys.
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU WHO
watched and whispered as I dated a man
you knew was psychotic and dangerous?
Why did I have to find out several months
later when he had a psychotic episode? A
true friend would have warned me.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO,
children? Sometimes I feel like an elephant tap dancing in a rainforest. Hey,
let's have an "Anti-Bitch-Session" column.
We'll call it "Good Snaps"!
BITCH BOY RESPONDS:
Congratulations, you're the runner-up for
this week's Kumbayah award!
TO THE HETERO FEMALE
wondering what's happened to all the
straight men: Honey, it's not what the gay
men are doing, it's what the straight
HOW COME PEOPLE WITH AIDS GET
first chance at all the housing? What happened to be healthy, be wise, keep your
legs closed and stay safe?
WE WANT MARRIAGE AND EQUAL
rights and yet we dump our partners
when the next good thing comes along.
What's wrong with that picture?
TO THOSE WHO SAY "PRETTY BOYS"
need to look at personalities first: The
truth is all guys are primarily driven by
testosterone. Don't be bitter. Start trolling
in your own league so your feelings don't
WHO SAYS "ETHNIC MEN" CAN'T BE
white? Ethnicity is not about a specific
race. Check the dictionary.
HOW CAN A NICE NORMAL GIRL MEET
another nice normal girl when lesbians m
never approach other lesbians in bars.
Isn't that supposed to be part of why we
go to these places?
I LOVE GOTH BOYS AND BLACK MEN.
As a 43-year-old white man, does that
make me weird?
BITCH BOY RESPONDS: Yes.
TO ALL GAY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE: I
love all of you and everything you are!
Thanks for loving and living and giving
and taking and bitching and many other
BITCH BOY RESPONDS:
Congratulations, you are the winner of
this week's Kumbayah award! Call this
publication to collect your prize: a' yearlong subscription to Oprah's magazine!
WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPECT
Islam? Could you imagine a religion completely dominated by gay men who keep
straight men in beekeeper suits? And if
you get caught having hetero sex, they'd
push a brick wall on you.
CAN I WATCH ONE MOVIE WITH A
gay couple without at least one straight
bitch in the audience going,
"Eeeeewwww!"? Gay couples in the
movies typically aren't even touching,
each other and yet they still find our mere
IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS
in your bars, come to Louisville,
Kentucky, where all you see is mullets, no
teeth and tats. And that's just the dykes!
I NEED TO STOP COMPLAINING THAT
I don't have gay friends. I play Dungeons
& Dragons, watch Anime, and enjoy
Magic: The Gathering. How many gay
friends would you have if you had
LET ME GET THIS CLEAR: IF MY
dildo is the same color as my skin, I'm a
racist and if my dildo is another color,
THEY NEED TO PASS A LAW OUTLAWING
Speedos for obese men. They don't allow
dogs on the beach to keep it clean, so why
do they allow it to be polluted visually
with such obscenity?
IF CATHOLICS ARE SO AGAINST
Satan, why did they elect him aj pope?
Etftors' note: These are real bitches, sent in by real readers,
about gay life's little annoyances, and the big ones, too.
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