HOUSTON VOICE / MARCH 3. 1995 19
More 'stuff, birthdays, and all the dirt that's fit to print
Houston Soap, Part 2
Get your instruments oul of the closet! The
Houston Pride Band has formed io provide
musical entertainment for the Lesbian
and Gay Community. They are actively
seeking musicians of all skill levels and
instrumentations. Rehearsals are at Dignity Houston. 1307 Yale. For more info,
call Russell Williams at 524-0218 or E-
Basic Brothers is packed wilh fun "club
clolhes" in fresh for the Spring season
Slop in at Basic Brothers and see what I
This week's features at the French Quarter are: "Sex Police" and "Hang 10."
Be sure to check out the Houston Premiere
of "Assassins" at Theater LaB. This is an
exclusive run with only 13 performances. Call 868-7516 for more info
"Scenes From My Love Life" opens at
Stages Theater on March 3rd. This is a new
play about phone sex, sex clubs, and personal ads. Call 808-8360 for reserva-
A parade of Happy Birthdays to Darnell of
ihe Pride Week Committee fame!
A light, fluffy, and full of calories Happy
Birthday to Sandy of Acadian Bakers!
A howling Happy Birthday to Animal of
the Brazos River Bottom fame!
A bow and curtsy Happy Birthday io
'"Empress" Barry Petri!
A whips and chains Happy Birthday hug to
Jim Cheek of Leather By Boots!
The usual disclaimer is in force.
Well, Rairal is still being a bit mischievous! He seems io think lhat my toes are very
tasty! Bite this:
Thumper (Toy Box): And 1 (kinda) quote "
It takes a loi of man lo get through my bun, but
when it gets in. 1 gel no complaints. I'm single, ready and able!"
Patty Duke: You go from man to man. just
like a cheap bonie of whiskey!
Doug A. (PS): Do you really run around your
back yard naked?
Larry Wayne (BRB): I hear you have a new
lover, younger and better looking, bui he
barks a lot!
Christopher G.: You look so cute wearing my shade of whore red lipstick!
Big Gary (Ripcord): What's the matter
honey? No tricks lately? Have you thought
about using a new "pick up" line?
Don (Old Spaghetti Warehouse): You
lied to me! You said you were on your way
home from PS when 1 later saw you in the
Mine! Bad Boy!
Pickles (Cluh Houston): What were you
carrying in that 5 gal. can last week while
walking up Fairview? Your lunch?
Roland. Gene and Pearl (BRB): What's ihis
I hear about your rendition of "Flaming
Faggots" In the Mardi Gras Parade'.'
Joe DeRosa (Mary's): I ihoughi you had
belter taste! 1 heard you picked up this
"Pickled Pickles" on the street corner
and took her to the tubs!
Skeeta (LBB): Jusi how low is that uterus
of yours hanging'.' We have all seen its trail
marks around Montrose for the last two
weeks! Happy Trails to U—terus!
Tucker (BRB Customer): How did you get
the name "Dumpster Dolly?" 1 heard
JoAnn (BRB) has ihe story, but won't tell
Russell (Houston Pride Band): I'll meet
you at Mary's any Tuesday to cash in!
Riia Boulevard: I guess you are having
trouble getting 17 tricks a day! I have
heard your pimp mobile is back on the showroom floor!
Charlie and Wayne (BriarPatch): Is it
true you two are having a diet contest? 1
hear your new diet is water and English
Devin (Mary's): I know you want io show up
in Rodent droppings every week! Everyone knows that you never do anything noteworthy! NOT!
Dan (Ripcord): I understand on rare
occasions you clean the bar totally nude! 1
bet the beer drivers really appreciate
Joseph (BRB): How do you spell celebrate? No, not, MARK. (BRB)
Ed Mason (VN): So. you are being chased by
a Russian named Grisha1 What is he going
to do with you when he catches you!
Christopher (Ripcord); What do you
mean you NEVER do anything that my readers would be interested in! I beg to differ... and I hear you beg for "other things!"
Rex (Mary's): Who is the wig snatching
hitch, you or Devin? Both of you could easily fit that description.
Don Dowden: 1 love your new "Dial a
shot!" Something about Mary's and Morphine that go together!
Lang (611): I hear you have earned a new
nick name—Lola Standards!
Dog Lipps (Wolf Pack): So, you finally
gave up your tail., but really, to the Schnau-
zer! That is like incest!
David (Ripcord): I understand you have
set the new Montrose record for the number of alcoholic beverages drunk in a 24
hour period! My, my! Talk about party till
Jerry Mortn: The Emperor wants new
clothes, or should that be new rubber
Jennifer (RSICSS): Do you need a yellow
Well, guys and girls, this girl is has to run
home and get ready for LUEY weekend! It is
such a party weekend! And for those of you
who are nor familiar with LUEY. it is the
weekend after Mardi Gras and people just
kinda flow over to Houston to continue the
party. The weekend of parties is sponsored by the Houston Council of Clubs
There will be about 400-500 fresh faces in
Houston this weekend! So if you are looking for an out-of-town trick, this could be
your lucky weekend!
Huggs and Kisses, Cuervolyn
&y Carolyn Larson
II you >.-„,,* hkc arl evt;n[ |is[e(j m ihis section,
please feel free to —n me a, 529-8490 or fax the
facts to me at 529-957)
03/03 * Lesbian and Gay Voices on k.i>(. ] ,, qq
p.m. to 8:00 p m On-Line number 526 KPFT
03/03 • HATCH meets al 7:15 p.m. Call for
03/03 * Cabarel night at Penthouse hosied
by Soiree Aubergine
03/04 to 05 * Choral workshop at MCCR Call
861-9149 for more info.
03/04 * lo 10 * Soiree Aubergine's silent auction ai Gentry benefiting the Bering Care
Center's meal program.
03/04 * After Hours on KPFT The only Gay and
Lesbian Radio show in South Texas. 1:00 a.m.
10 V00 a.m.
03/04 * Dignity/Houston meets for social
hour. 7:30 p.m. 1307 Yale. Call 880-2872 for
03/05 * RSICSS salutes Broadway Benefit
show al Gentry.
03/05 * FrontRunners meet at Memorial park
al (he Tennis Center. For more info. caH 522-
03/05 *•* Maranatha Fellowship Metropolitan Church meets to praise ihe Lord in Music,
,he Word and Song at (he Holiday Inn West
3131 West Loop South. Afion 0aks room For
more "■'"■ '■••■■II 528-6756
03/05 * Community Gospel Church Worship Services, a high spihied gathering for
a charismatic. Pentecostal Worship
Service 11 00 a.m. 501 E 18th at Columbia
For more info, call 880-9235
03/05 * Houston Mission Church Worship
Service at 11:00 a.m. 1505 Nevada Call 529-
03/05 * Kingdom Community Church Sunday Worship Service at u.Oo a m Sunday
School ai 10 00 a.m. Call 351-42 17 for more
03/05 • Montrose Softball League promotes
sportsmanship and fnendship lhr(lugh a
Sund:.-. •.■>■■»*" ,ea-3ue Call 867-3<*-,3 for
(M;(„. The Women's Group meeu al *, ,() „
s „„ p m ai ihe Central c,lngr,„,,£„,
„ por more info, call IriSti.52M5
Jane. a. 942-77.7
0,/05 • The Houston Area Teenagers Coalition of Homosexuals (HATCH, n(tt|
942-7002 for details and info
03/06 * Lambda Roll
Dairy Ashford Skate Rink
933 5818 for more info
03/06 * Gay Fathers/Fath-
and their part-
h Dr. Call 861-6181 for
03/06 • AIDS Foundal
Creative Writing Classes, call 623-67<m t„r
03/07 * "Tour of Galveston Follies" at the
03/07 • FrontRunners meel at Memorial Park
al 6:30 p.m at the Tennis Center. Call 522-
8021 for more info.
03/07 * Help Cross Dressers Anonymous
meets at 8:00 p.m. ai 1509 Fairview. Call 495-
03/07 * Houston Lesbian/Gay Pride Week
executive meeting. 2700 Albany 7:00 p.m
Call 529-6979 for more info
03/08 * Women's Network at the Montrose
Counseling Center. 7:00 p.m. Call 529-0047
03/08 * The Gay. Lesbian. &
■nee ai the University of Houston (GLOBAL)
meet! al 400 p.m. al the University Center
For more info, call Ruben at 743-7539 or e-mail
at ST586@JETSON UH.EDU
03/08 * Edgar Cayce Foundation free workshop. 7:30 p.m. 7621 Westview. For more info
03/08 * Houston Gay and Lesbian Political
Caucus board meeting at 7:30 p.m. 2700
Albany, call 521-1000 for more info
M'to ' Seminar sponsored by Introductions Attraction and the Art of Dating"
focus on Women Call 520-6283 for more info
03/09 - NLA:H Education meeting 711
Hyde Park. 7:00 p „ A a",^n, "eminar
and demo by Rag0o
03/09 • Montrose I«*teks skate a, the Galleria « 8:00 p.m Call 629-U32 for more info
03/09 * FrontRunners mee,
Center ai MemonaiPark.fi 3o p.m Ca|| 522_
03/09 • Gay Men's Choru, of Hous,on
rehearsals at Grace Lutheran Church Call
521-7464 for more info.
(,3/09 ' Computet Nerd Sessions for Pr,de
Week meets to do computer nerd siuff Ca||
03/09 * En'Lighl'en Up A gay mens jpjrj
1U1| group meets at 3408 W Lamar fall Mow
ard at 528-6174
03/09 * Art Classes at the Art League. 1:00 p.m
to 4:00 p.m. Call 526-1118
03/08 * HIV Treatment Alternatives. A seminar at 1475 W. Gray. Sponsored by AFH Call
623-6796 for more info
03/10 * Lesbian and Gay Voices on KPFT 6 00
p.m. 10 8:00 p.m. On-Line number 526-KPFT
03/10 * HATCH meeis al 7 15 p.m Call for
03/10 * Art Classes at the Ari League. 1:00 pm
to 4:00 p ,n call 623-6796 for more info.
03/10 • Astro Rainbow Alliance of the Deaf
meets at 7:30 p.m. Call 869-2287 for more info
03/11 * After Hours on KPFT The only Gay and
Lesbian Radio show in Soulh Texas 100 am
to 3:00 a.m.
03/11 ' Dignity/Houston meets for social
hour 7.30 p.m. 1307 Yale. Call 880-2872 for
03/11 * Gulf Coast Beai
03/11 * The Follies at the BriarPatch A musical review.
03/12 * Outdoor Skaie—Lambda Skating
Club Call 942-7406 .
03/12 » La Soiree Grande al Gentry.
03/12 • Garden Party presents "Radio
Daze—a blast.. from . our past" a musical
review at the Brazos River Bottom, starting
03/12 * Deb-U-Not Ball at Rich's. A Miss Camp
American function starling at 4:00 p.m
03/12 • Gulf Coast Bears Monthly meeting.
03/12 * "A Night to Remember" at the Rip-
cord Hosted by Don Gill
03/12 * FrontRunners meet at Memorial Park
at Ihe Tennis Center. For more info, call 522-
03/12 * Maranaiha Fellowship Metropolitan Church meets to praise (he Lord in Music.
the Word and Song at the Holiday Inn West
313! West Loop South. Afton Oaks room For
more info, call 528-6756
03/12 ■ Community Gospel Church Worship Services, a high spirited gathering for
a charismatic. Pentecostal Worship
Service 11:00 a.m 501 E I8lh at Columbia
For more info, call 880 9235
03/12 ' Houston Mission Church Worship
Service at II 00 a m 1505 Nevada Call 529
03/12 * Kingdom Community Church Sunday Worship Service at 11:00 am.. Sunday
School ai 10:00 a.m. Call 351-4217 for more
03/12 * Montrose Softball League promotes
sportsmanship and friendship through a
Sunday sofiball league Call 867-3913 for
03/12 * The Women's Group meets at 3:30
p.m.m to 5:00 p.m. at the Central Coagre-
eaiional Church For more info, call Iris at 529-
8571 or Janet at 942-7717.
03/12 * The Houston Area Teenagers Coa
lilion of Homosexuals (HATCH) meets. Call
942-7002 for details and info.
03/13 * "Myths and Reality of Gay. Lesbian
and Bisexual Poliiical Power'—A seminar at Rice Universily 8:00 p.m Sewall Hall
03/13 * AIDS Foundation Houston offers
Creative Writing Classes, call 623-6796 for
03/13 * Gay Fathers/Fathers First—A weekly
support meeling for fathers and their partners. 8:00 p.m. to 930 p.m. Grace Lutheran
Church. 2515 Waugh Dr Call 861 6181 for
03/13 * Houston Area Women's Shelter Volunteer Training Call 528-6798
03/13 * Miss Camp America meeting. Call
03/14 * FrontRunners meet at Memorial Park
at 6:30 p.m. at the Tennis Center. Call 522-
8021 for more info
03/14 * Help Cross Dressers Anonymous
meets at 8:00 p.m at 1509 Fairview Call 495-
03/14 * AIDS Equily League lunch ai Charlie's at noon. All are welcome
03/14 * Erotic Choices: A Safer Sex Workshop
sponsored by AFH. Call 623-6796 for more
03/14 * Legal Planning Seminar at 1475 W
Gray Sponsored by AFH Call 623-6796 for
03/15 * Edgar Cayce Foundation free workshop. 7:30 p.m. 7621 Westview For more info
03/15 * Lambda Skate Night Theme "Skin
Night" Call 942-7406
03/15 * The Gay. Lesbian. & Bisexual Alliance at Ihe University of Houston (GLOBAL!
meets at 4:00 p.m. at the University Center
for more info, call Ruben al 743-7539 or e-mail
at ST5860JETSON UH liDC
03/15 * Men's Neiwork at the Montrose
Counseling Center 7 00 p m Call 529-