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Montrose Voice, No. 330, February 20, 1987 - File 015. 1987-02-20. University of Houston Libraries. University of Houston Digital Library. Web. September 29, 2020. https://digital.lib.uh.edu/collection/montrose/item/2919/show/2904.

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Title Montrose Voice, No. 330, February 20, 1987
Contributor
  • McClurg, Henry
  • Wyche, Linda
Publisher Community Publishing Company
Date February 20, 1987
Language English
Subject
  • LGBTQ community
  • LGBTQ people
  • Gay liberation movement
Place
  • Houston, Texas
Genre
  • newspapers
Type
  • Text
Identifier OCLC: 22329406
Collection
  • University of Houston Libraries Special Collections
  • LGBT Research Collection
  • Montrose Voice
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Note This item was digitized from materials loaned by the Gulf Coast Archive and Museum (GCAM).
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Transcript 14 MONTROSE VOICE / FEBRUARY 20, 1987 Fortunes Fantasies for Capricorn By Mark Orion Your Horoscope Irom the Voice For Friday evening. Feb. 20. through Friday morning. Feb. 27. 1987 ARIES—From out of the blue comes an offer, a job, or even a pleasure that you hadn't even thought of. (What in the world can that be?) Shuffle your thoughts and rearrange your priorities. Being able to react to it quickly and decisively will be important. TAURUS—Time to be a team player. You learn that in being part of a group; being able to work with others doesn't diminish your individuality. You're a star in the midst of other stars, shining your own special light. GEMINI—Aren't you getting friction burns yet? I just keep seeing sex, sex, sex in your stars, with no end—make that letup—in sight. It looks like things may take a more romantic, though. Today's Television is Oversexed 1j00*€^ The Innocent Bystander By Arthur Hoppe Are the children out of the room? Good. For the subject today is one that should only be discussed between consenting adults. I'm speaking of—let the chips fall where they may—condoms. Many of us par ents are frightfully concerned over what effect condom advertising on television will have on our impressionable children. Congress is studying the threat at great length. The question, of course, is what we parents can do to protect our children from such commercials. Actually, they are already run ning on the screens in my neighborhood. And I will be glad to tell you of the sane, sensible precaution I took: "Hi, there, Malphasia," I said to my only daughter the other evening. "Thought I'd watch tee-vee with you. Mind if I hold the old remote control? That way I can change channels in case something comes on ... I mean if there's something offensive or ... Hey! What are you watching, some kind of wrestling match?" "No, Daddy," said Malphasia, painting a fingernail, "that's 'Heat in the Ashes ' Cindy and Carstair are making mad, passionate love in the gazebo. It's kind of historic because it's the first time they've done it in the gazebo." "Oh," I said. "Maybe I'd betterswitch to Channel Seven." "Right," agreed Malphasia. "They were better last week making mad, passionate love in the wheelbarrow. Of course, they had Pietro, the gardener, in there with them." I hastily hit the Seven button. "Oh, look," I said, "there's that exciting spy fellow, James Whatshisname. They've got him strapped spread-eagled on that drill-press table. But the door's opening and a mysterious figure's entering. My gracious, from the back, that lady looks stark naked, and she's approaching James, and now she's ... Oh, my goodness!" "Yeah," said Malphasia, blowing on a finger, "I think she's into bondage." I hit a succession of buttons which brought forth scenes of various folks making mad, passionate love in back seats, gondolas, fishing boats, balloons, front seats, a giant clam shell and even beds. Finally, I pushed some button or other, and there on the screen appeared—would you believe it!—a young couple merely holding hands! Houston Challenge WE TRAIN FOR SUCCESS • Don't Like Your Boss • Play But Can't Pay • Hamburger Blues 1 Need Cash for Dash 1 Star Quality—Joker Pay 1 Paid on Time, No Excuses We Can Help You Help Yourself Many Positions Open Up to S1000 a Week Call 271-6736 or 271-9455 or apply 7324 Southwest Freeway and Fondren 12th Floor "I hate old movies," said Malphasia. It was at this point that my neighbor Mr. Crannich pounded on the window. "Your garage is on fire!" he cried through the glass. "Sit right there and don't move a muscle or change a channel," I ordered Malphasia. I should have known. Tbe garage fire was only my son, Mordred, having a party with his friends and their funny, brown cigarettes. But by the time I got back to Malphasia ... Oh, cursed fate! For as I entered the living room, I heard a woman's voice uttering from the set those terrifying words that every parent dreads: "I'd do a lot for love," she was saying, "but I'm not ready to die for it." "Malphasia!" I cried, hut I was too late. She sat staring at the set, her eyes wide, her jaw agape, her whole body trembling. "I didn't know," she said slowly, as though hypnotized, "that were such things." And before I could stop her, she rushed up to her room, put on a pair of black, lacey, strapless sandals, and vanished out the door. We haven't seen the poor, lost soul since. 1 1987 (S F I Chroncile Publishing Co. flERRTOUn »J Ijac and GeneS "Servicing the Montrose" ' 21901 TAFT (AT WEBSTER), ' 7W£/. 524-8601 %%% '" - Gay Owned & Operated General Auto Repair Tune Ups • Oil Changes Brakes CANCER—A lot of people need help from you, and the best way to help might be to get away. If only for a day, for few miles, you need to recharge your batteries with a new view and some distance. Then come back and help. LEO—You've got something to explain to authority figures, and though you're pushed to do it, you're in no mood for compromise or denial. If you're firm, but not angry, you'll be heard. Try dignity, not denunciation. VIRGO—Your words have that magic touch, so be careful who you're talking to when you whisper of love and lust. You could tell almost anyone anything and they'd believe it. Say those sexy things you love to say, but be sure you mean them! LIBRA—If recent blues are still hanging around, someone would dearly love to help you get rid of them. Don't be too hard and cold to let someone sweet and gentle in. Who's that knocking? SCORPIO—If you weren't so smart, you might be arrogant. In sex, it's nice to tell someone where to put it and when you want it done, but in other areas, being an example rather than a dictator works much better SAGITTARIUS -Self improvement time. You can clear out the cobwebs of the past and figure out what's bugging your present if you sit down and talk it all out. Not this time, but the next, can be a super time if you take care of business now. CAPRICORN—It's explore your fantasies time! Rummage through all that stuff in your head and see what would turn you on But don't keep it to yourself; let love take a lighter touch and share the fun. AQUARIUS—Let the moon be your guide this time. Take chances, trust your hunches, follow that dream! Enjoy the release that comes from laughter or tears. A time for partnerships to be fruitful Can you taste it? PISCES—All that support you got which made you feel like Number One recently has grown into the confidence you need to go after what you want. Share your future plans with the one you want to share the future with. ' 1987 MONTROSE VOICE Play Safe!
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