22 JUNE 10,2005
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If you are young,
can get any man
you want, then
why are you
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE A
list of requirements for dating but don't
fall into any of their own categories. Why
don't you look in the mirror and start
with yourself? If you wouldn't date you,
what makes you think I would!
I CANNOT STAND MY PARTNER RIGHT
now. He is always asking why I spend so
much time with my family. It drives me
freakin' crazy. Why can't he just be like
any other boyfriend and like my family?
WITH SUPPOSEDLY SO MANY QUEERS
in suburbia, why do all the social clubs
and events still revolve around the city?
It's hard enough commuting to and from
work without having to rush downtown
WHY CAN'T A STRAIGHT GIRL WEAR a
rainbow and not be considered gay anymore? From a Str8-up Beeyotch
PLEASE, LITTLE TWINK, REALITY
check: Gyms are for exercising not fashion analysis, or at least they were before
cute fluffy, perfumed, perfectly styled little gym bunnies invaded the place.
DEAR STRAIGHT GIRL:
You are not cute.
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY LESBIAN I
meet is in recovery for some kind of
addiction, or is plain ole crazy?
FACE IT GUYS, EVEN MEN WHO SAY
they don't belong in any category have
their own category.
I GO TO THE GYM TO WORK OUT. IT'S
the only time in the day when I'm able to
do something just for myself. If you want
to talk to someone, go talk to the women.
They seem to be there mainly for social
IF YOU FEEL THE GAY WORLD IS
shallow, well welcome to the gay world.
If you don't like it, go back to the
TO THE GUY WHO BITCHED ABOUT
those who wear "mindless fag uniforms":
It's so hypocritical to assume those who
wear certain brands and styles of clothing are "buying attitude."
TO THE CUSTOMER WHO STOLE MY
briefs when I took them off to dance at
the club the other night, I hope you had a
good time that night sniffing them. Oh, by
the way, I have crabs and a staph infection. Enjoy!
ALL OF MY BITCHING HASN'T
changed a damn thing!
YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE SEEN FOR
the real you, and not just as a beautiful
body, yet you keep playing on your looks,
and the only people you make even the
slightest effort to befriend are other beautiful people.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME THAT
you're in your 50s. It bothers me a lot that
you chose to lie about it. In doing so, you
sold both yourself and me short.
I'M TIRED OF YOU FOLLOWING ME
into the locker room every time you see
me at the gym. We broke up years ago,
we're not getting back together, and I'm
not stripping in front of you. Go stalk
TO THE PERSON QUESTIONING THE
phrase "men of color": It's an historical
phenomenon created by the racism that
undergirds American society. Funny
enough, that same racism is as prevalent
in the gay community. As a man of color,
I've experienced it firsthand!
WHY ARE GAY BARS HIRING
straights anyway? Our bars should be the
one public place that should be declared
TO ALL THE CUTE GUYS WITH
attitude: I have one thing to say. Beauty is
temporary, but dumb is forever.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY TO SEE GAY MEN
trying to define what constitutes a real
OH, PLEASE! JUST BECAUSE I PREFER
smooth to hairy does not mean subcon
sciously I am a pedophile. I'm just a man
with taste who knows what he likes.
There are thousands of hairy men who
are very attractive. I just happen to prefer
smooth or shaved, so deal with it.
AM I THE ONLY GAY GUY WHO IS NOT
either a wannabe thug or a junkie? Is
there anything as a normal gay male anymore? Someone who works, does not sleep
with everyone in sight, does not shoot
themselves up with dope, or try to hide
beneath a blanket of self-hate masquerading as masculinity!
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