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AUGUST 27, 2004 27
Is nothing sacred? The male swimmers in the Olympics
wore bodysuits or shorts to their knees. What ever
happened to Speedos?
WHY IS IT BECAUSE I PUT MY REAL
age (42) in my profile, guys 50 and 60 hit on
me like I'm desperate or something? Find
someone your own age.
GAY MEN HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE
stigma of being sex-starved freaks. Why
support TV and film characters who
make references to sex at the drop of a
I'M AN EXAMPLE OF THE "MORONIC
frat type" who brings my "twink"
boyfriend and "sleazy straight" co-workers to YOUR lesbian nights. Baby, if you
can't stand the heat, get out of our spotlight!
IT'S "TRAGIC" WHEN THE FEELING'S
gone, and you can't go on. When you pass
out and defecate on yourself in a bar, it's
just pathetic and sad.
HONEY, WE AREN'T HATEFUL BECAUSE
you are doing "so well." We are hateful
because you were not all that you say you
are, like taking me to dinner and having to
borrow money to cover the bill.
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR DRUGS,
stay off the damn dance floor and stop
stumbling into people and knocking them
over. Go home.
I WAS TURNED DOWN BY A MASSAGE
therapist for being unattractive and overweight. I got a tip for you guys: the ugly,
overweight, unattractive guys are the ones
TO THE NAIVE LESBIANS WHO REFER
to gay men as "brothers": Gay men don't
care about lesbians or lesbian causes. They
are pathologically self-absorbed and care
only about gay men.
WE ALL SAY WE HATE THE GAMES WE
play when dating, yet we continue to play
them. I want off the ride, but to be in the
game you have to play. Damn it.
ANY FRIEND OF TINA'S NO FRIEND OF
mine. Wake up! This drug is killing our
TO THE PERSON SAID IT "SADDENS"
him that we have separatist Pride celebrations: The whole concept of a Gay Pride
day is, by definition, a separatist act, so it
makes you a hypocrite for caring that Gay
Pride is further subdivided into Youth
Pride, Black Pride, etc.
WHY DO GUYS WHO KNOW THEY ARE
unhappy in a relationship stay in them till
they have turned their unsuspecting "partner" into a psychological disaster?
SO YOU'RE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP
and want to play? What's your game. Old
Maid? It must be if you chose a lame excuse
such as an open relationship to keep you
from ending up the old maid!
DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET JOHN KERRY
win the election, so the incessant, obnoxious,
bitter whining about George Bush we've
endured for four years will finally end.
IF YOU JUST HAVE TO DO SEX IN PUBLIC
playgrounds, could you at least put your used
condoms and lube tubes in the trashcan?
People do actually take their children there.
TO MEN WHO END RELATIONSHIPS BY
writing wimpy, convenient emails: Thanks
for the immaturity.
TO THE "TOM OF FINLAND" WHITE
queers who look down on or ignore the rest
of God's creatures: Realize you are outdated, old-fashioned, artificial freaks, less and
less attractive as time goes by.
I REALLY HATE THE FACT THAT GUYS
are so unwilling to share their feelings in a
relationship and let pride stand in then-
way. When you love someone, you stay with
them and work things out.
ErJtors' note: These are real bitches, sent in by real readers,
about gay life's little annoyances, and the big ones, too.
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