HOUSTON VOICE www.houstonvoice.com
AUGUST 27, 2004 19
nilelife johnny hooks
A new Miss Texas U.S. of A reigns,
but TABC trouble in Conroe leaves
a group of 'girls' without a stage
A cup of hot Kofi
THIS WEEK HOVO ON THE GO-GO
recommends comfortable shoes when
venturing out as there is a lot go-going
on in Space City
First, lets talk Queens
Big hugs and kisses to the new Miss
Gay Texas U.S. of A., Miss KOFI!
A familiar face to everyone, the Kofi
was brewing hot last Sunday as she
accepted her crown. The next U.S. of A.
pageant will be held at Club Inergy in
September, and a handbook with entry
requirements is available on-line at the
official Web site www.usofa.org/Texas.
One of the reasons we love Kofi here
at HotGG is she's not only a beautiful
Diva with a 1000-watt smile, she also has a
heart as big as her shoes! Kofi is hosting a
"turn-a-bout" fund-raiser for long-longtime Charles Armstrong employee,
Randall Jobe on Monday, Aug. 30 on the
Sante Fe side of JR's.
Jobe is a fixture in the local theater scene
and an icon of sorts at JR's. Quick with a
quip and with a strong drink, not to mention
a truly unique and sassy fashion sense, Jobe
is in a local hospital
recovering from an
undiagnosed case of
diabetes. Let Randall know
how much you care and drop
by with a check or cash. Roll
those pennies girls!
Get well soon, you face-
TABC trouble in Conroe
HotGG also reported last week that the
ravishing Ms. Jill Jordan is accepting
contestants for the upcoming Ms. Galaxy
Pageant. We also mentioned "The Jill
Jordan Variety" show knocking 'em
dead at Ranch Hill Saloon. Sadly, the
variety show has been pulled for the next
month due to "TABC [Texas Alcoholic
Beverage Commission] problems."
Jordan told HotGG "I'm devastated,
honey We were already to go, and then I
got the call. I know attendance was off a
little last week due to a Woodlands concert,
the US. of A. pageant and the funeral of a
long-time Ranch Hill bartender.
"But people have been so supportive of
us, I hate that it's gone...for now only, I
hope." Jordan also mentioned she would
be happy to take the variety show on the
road for the next month. Interested?
Contact her directly at 713-524-8937.
Jordan also poured a cup of tea for
HotGG. "I just got off the phone with Jeff
Stryker, and he's minutes away from signing
to do the "Jeff Stryker Reality Show" on
MTV's new 24-hour gay channel, Logo. He
also sent me his new limited edition 12-inch
Houston favorite, Kofi, is the new Miss Gay Texas
US of A. (Photo courtesy of Club Inergy)
action figure. Oooh, the skin feels so real!"
HotGG will take your word for it, Jill, lb
see for yourself, go to www.jeff-stryker.com.
THE BATTLE FOR THE OFFICIAL PAPI
Cliulo continues this week. It seems DJ
Alex T clearly has the upper hand. He
faxed the HotGG office a copy of a
document from the Harris
County Clerk's Office.
Signed, dated and
notarized, "Papi Chulo
M -ffe Houston" now the
property of Torres from
Jp V Aug. 16, 2004 until 2014!
So remember to check
out the now official Papi Chulo every
Thursday night at 1415 California. DJ
Alex T can also be found every Sunday at
Bartini in the men's lounge, with fellow
DJ Rocky B in the ladies lounge for "The
Powder Room." 713-526-BAR1.
LOCAL "JAZZ VISUALIST" AND SCAT
master (not that kind!) Kellye Gray
returns to Houston for two shows a night
at Cezanne, Friday and Saturday The 9
p.m. shows are non-smoking. Gray has
the vocal prowess of Ella with the wit of
Ellen and always sells out, so get there
early or better yet, make reservations at
713-660-8617 or jazzhouston.com.
FINALLY, PAULA POUNDSTONE
performs this weekend at the Improv for
three nights. As a special gift to Voice
readers, tickets for the Sunday night, 8 p.m.
show are two-for-one when you mention the
Houston Voice. For ticket information call
the Improv at 713-333-8800.
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