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ARIES (March 21 to April 20)
Darling, this is your week to live life to the fullest! Stop pussyfooting around and
start having some of the adventures you've been longing for It's time you got a life,
sweetie, not an imitation of one. A Cancer finds your take-charge ways oh-so-sexy
So butch up, damn it, and indulge yourself in all the pleasures you can handle.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 20)
This is a fine time for you to get a little more innovative in your approach to your
career. Neptune is getting active in your house of career and public image, so it would
be wise to break some old rules and create some new ones. Start jazzing up your act. You
could also try being a little more creative in bed. A Sagittarius should be plenty of help.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21)
If you're feeling a little wild, but also a little vulnerable, it's probably because
Saturn is about to leave your sign (in June)—but the hard-work cycle ain't over just
yet! The day-to-day aspects of life are downright oppressive, but your love life is apt to
thrive under these circumstances. You and another Gemini understand each other on a
deep level. And you can go even deeper together between the sheets.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22)
You're about to enter a period of greater stability, Cancer. It's a good time to
concentrate on the details of daily life. Make sure that your job situation is as satisfying
as it could be. You may make changes this week that appear small but are actually quite
significant. A Taurus can change the way you look at sex, during this strange and sultry
time. Don't worry so much about where you're going—just enjoy the trip.
LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22)
Jupiter is moving full steam ahead through your house of friends this week. Now is the
time to reconnect with good pals. You can move back in time and finish a project that was once
very dear to your heart When you complete something meaningful, you'll feel as if the whole
world is a better place. A Sagittarius can inspire you to have more fun. You deserve it, sweetie.
VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
The Sun is hitting your house of joint finances now, so give a little thought to your
bank balance. You need a nice wad of cash to fall back on, because you're primed and
ready to start pursuing your life's dream for a living. Come up with a game plan, and
put aside a few bucks'to wine and dine a sophisticated Libra.
LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
You have a very persuasive way about you now, so use it, doll. Stare into the eyes of
your prey and smile. People with money will want to work with you. Hotties with great
bodies and no morals will want to sleep with you. Basically, your dreams can come true. An
Aries could spank you back into reality by week's end, but I doubt you'll mind that either.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
This is a fine week for you to concentrate on finances. I don't mean sitting around with
your bankbook and rubbing your hands together greedily Sure, save a little dough, but enjoy
your money too. Leos want to lavish money on you, along with sexual favors. This week is
full of subtle victories and sexy, glorious moments. Get back in touch with your earthy side. -
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
This looks like an incredibly powerful week for you, Sag. The Sun in a fellow fire
sign (Aries) brings you heat. You can enjoy some popularity and some scandal. Don't
back away from life, sweetie. Instead, move forward with your craziest plans. Many of
them may just work out. An Aquarius could become more important in your life, but
don't expect any of your relationships to be predictable this week.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
This is a week when the past, present, and future come together in the strangest
ways. An old love, a new love, and a mysterious person who could play an important role
in your future all vie for your attention. Unfortunately, you may not have the energy to
deal with all this stimuli. Lie back and drink in all the emotion. In mid-April, the
answers to your love questions will be clear. Stick close to a Taurus.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
This is a silly giddy and wacky week for you, sweetie. You've known for ages that you're
ahead of your time, but finally the rest of the world will find out. A mentor in your life helps
you to make important connections. Return the good karma by helping someone who is
young and insecure. A Leo may make a surprise pass at "you. It could be so quick that you
don't even realize it. Act like the wolf you are and jump on any and all who get close to you.
PISCES (Feb. 19 to March 20)
Your career could go through a powerful transformation this week, Pisces. You need to be the
boss, not a lowly servant Start taking charge. People will listen when you bark orders, especially
if you wear something tight and sexy A Libra gives you good business advice. But try not to sexu-
alize every relationship, darling. Keep at least a few on the up and up. Think ahead, for once.
Jill Deamia is the author of the best-selling "Queer Astrology for Men" and "Queer Astrology for Women" (both from St
Martin's Griffin). For information on charts and consultations, call 212-841-0177 or e-mail QScopes^aolxom.