There Are Political
Are you bored with Reagan, Mondale,
Glenn and the rest? Try voting for the
American Lizard Party, suggests the Boston Globe. It's just one of the dozens of
off-the-wall organizations that have filed
for the New Hampshire primary ballot.
Another group is pushing hard for the
Archangel Gabriel, and a third thinks the
job's too tough for any one man—or even
two. Its name: "The Committee for Three
Why do they do it when their chances of
winning are zero? Says New Hampshire's
secretary of state, "probaby to tell their
Born-again Christians do it, they just
don't do it quite as often, reports the San
Francisco Chronicle. That's the conclusion of two Denver researchers who asked
365 unmarried churchgoers about their
One in four say they've had a premarital
fling, and one in 10 say they do it more
than once a week. The biggest surprise:
older fundamentalists have even more liberal sexual attitudes than younger ones.
But the researchers say the born-again
still aren't as adventurous as the rest of us.
Less than half have ever tried oral sex,
and only 8 percent admit to having had a
And No Food
Having a little fun on the job may soon
cotrt you your job. Larry Stessin, management professor emeritus of Hofstra University, Bays more and more bosses are
warning that employees who engage in
"horseplay" will be fired on the spot, says
Stessin claims stunts such as snapping
paper clips and practicing karate in the
office caused 25,000 injuries last year. But
instead of canning the office clowns, Stessin says, bosses should simply give them
more work to do.
Most fooling around, he notes, happens
when workers have too much time on their
to Change Image
Senator Paul Laxalt has warned his fellow Republicans they'd better shake their
country club image, but he's having some
problems getting his point across, reports
the Washington Post.
Writing in a magazine called Republicans Abroad, Lajtalt said, "We've got this
unfortunate image that most Republicans
ride around in Mercedes-Benzes and eat
Unfortunately, of the 24 photographs in
the magazine, 11 were of Republicans
Move over, Jane Fonda. The newest Aerobic Guru is Debbie Reynolds, reports the
Pacific News Service.
Reynolds' new exercise record, "Do It
Debbie's Way," is aimed at women who
are—as Reynolds put it—"39 and holding."
Even the music is tuned to an older
crowd. Instead of the standard disco beat
found on most aerobic albums, Debbie
stretches and bends to the big band sound.
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