The Houston Voice and JR's invite you to
attend an exclusive sneak preview on
Wednesday. February 18 at 7:30 pm at
Landmark's Greenway 111 to see "Ma Vie En
Rose." There are passes available at JR's
starting Saturday, February 14. Hurry,
they will go fast!
The Center for AIDS presents a
Community Health Forum focusing on the
latest HIV//UDS Ireatmenl and research
issues on Friday. February 20 starling al
3:30 pm. For more info, call 713/527-
Behinde the bar at Toys
The grand opening of Club Triangle is
Friday, February 13! Club Triangle's doors
open daily at 11 am and has after hours on
Friday. Saturday, and Sunday until 5 ami
BYOB and get ready to have a great lime!
Let Us Entertain Youi What can I say
about this that you all don't know! The registration is filling up fast, so ifyou wanl to
gel your name on lhe guest list, you better
do it now! Registration applications are
available in the host bars and in the
Houslon Voice office! LUEY is February 27,
28, and March 1! This is the 25th annivcr
s.ov ol the run. It IS going lo be one hell of
a party weekend!
Southern Country and Sweethearts in
Texas lakes great pleasure in announcing
Houston's sixth annual Hoe-Down and
Anniversary. They have a weekend-long
schedule of tun and dancing. Registration
in Friday night at the Ranch . They will he
teaching dance lessons on Sunday al noon
at the New Barn. If you would like more
into, call 713-226-2220.
"Dead Divas Need Love Too!" Only
Barbara Walker could pull Ihis show off.
This fundraiser foi the Lesbian Health
Initiative starts al 9:00 pm al Chances on
Saturday, February 14.
The fundraiser for the Colt 45's burial
fund honoring Giovanni held last weekend
Metropex has added a male strip contest
lo their wild Wednesday line up. The contest stalls at 1(1:00 pm.
The Rainbow Room (located oul on lhe
north side off 45N and Airtex) has the
coolest rock and roll |u'ke box in the world.
Hr sine lo clink out "Cnislf lhe huge Boa
Constrictoi they keep their'
Mary's naiurally is having a Valentine's
Day costume contest and Red Underwear
Party. On Sunday. February 15. the
"Umbrella ot Love" benefiting Stone Soup
starts al 3 pm. Chow down on $3.50 BBQ
plates and enjoy 50* draft beer on the
The Outpost, formerly Jo's Outpost has a
shuffleboard tournament on Tuesday night!
The board gels sanded starting at 7 pm.
Mr. and Miss BRB [Byron Norton and
Shawna St. John) invites ya'll to "The Gong
Show" on Sunday, February 15 at 8 pm. Be
afraid, be very afraid!
Fuel opens It's doors every Friday for a
fashionably mlxed/Bi-Gay crowd and
serves up major dance floor drama with
Houston's ultimate party girl, M. Pussycat.
DJs Chris Sill and Fusion spinning deep,
hard and funky progressive house on the
main dance floor. Doors open at 9 pm at
2401 San Jacinto.
Only at Paradise can you surf the net.
have a cocktail and listen to the state of
the art digital sound! Surfs up!
Pacific Street is having a "Stoplight" party
on Friday. February 13. Ifyou are looking for
love, then keep your light on "Green!"
Sunday. February 15 at 9 pm. the Court
presents "From Hollywood to DollyWood." a
benefit for the Bering Care Center. I bet
there is going to be lots of big boobs and
big hair! See you at Gentry!
The BriarPatch gels livelier all the time!
Wilh Auntie Richard. Glory Hole. Medicine
Women Michael, Clint and. the busty Nicki
Knockers behind the bar! The gin is always
cold and the piano is hot al Ihe BriarPatch!
Soiree Aubergine presents the "The Late.
Lale Show'' on Friday. February 13 at 11
pm. NLAH wil! be guest bartending starting
at 9 pm. Where else but the (under renovation and is going to look great) Venture-N.
Birthday gal at the Ranch
As part of his fundraising efforts to be
the new Mr. Prime Choice. Dennis Cooney
is hosting "Love is in the Air." This unique
fundraiser is on Saturday. February 14.
Locations are: Mary's. Chances. The New
Barn, The Ripcord. Brick's 11, The BRB.
Paradise, Cousin's, and the Outpost. At 5
pm ai each location, you can release a balloon with a love message on It! Each message costs $2 that benefits Steven's House
and tlie PWA Holiday Charities. This
should be quite a site, balloons being
released all over Montrose at the same
time! For more info, call 521-9900.
The Miss E/J's Sweetheart pageant will
be Saturday. February 14. Maybe you
could lit* lhe new Miss E/J's Sweetheart!
Happy birthday lo lhe one. tlie only, the
work! famous Lulu of E/J's. And Lulu and
Tamil! celehrale their anniversary this week.
Happy belated birthday lo Pal at Basic
Get well hugs to Glen al QTs!
Happy birthday lo Keilh E of CCCC,
Sissy (French Quarter). My dear friend
Emily. Mark of E/J*s. Betty McGhee.
Scott Lewis, Mall Pennington, and Darlene
of Die Outpost.
Happy anniversaries lo Ralph ft Dwyane
and Michael & Bret!
Feisly ferrets this week! They got lots of
play lime. Pepper (the wonder dog) still wants
to gel a lasher l<xik at Ihem. bul not yet!
The usual disclaimer is in force! Lies.
Gossip and Trash! If you want real news,
please turn to page one!
Jean [Charlie's): Did yon really have 10
shots of Hott Damn on your birthday?
Rogers (Montrose Clinic): Be sure to call
me with the name of your new baby!
Teje spins at XTC
Gus [formerly of Mary's, now at Club
Houston and Rich's): Is it true that you are
the "Love Coordinator?
Miss a-Mabama (BRB): Why do you get
such a big smile on your face when you go
shopping for cucumbers?
Rabbitt (Rich's): Still singing the blues
Bear (hangs on any barslool available);
How many bars will I see you in this week
Twister (BRB): Why couldn't you get back
across the border when you went to Mexico?
Albie (Lolx>): Have you been keeping out
of trouble? I think not!
Ben (BRB): What this about a loose
house coat, a wart, and 3 hairs?
Sheila (hangs at the Ranch): What, no
tequila for you?
Bob (formerly of JR's): How is Colorado?
Jim Roberts (Venture-N): Is it Irue you
are growing a goatee to make your mouth
look more like a pussy?
Thumper Knight Leigh: Tubs 'o fun!
Teje (DJ at XTC): And ) quote: "How
come 1 wasn't menUoned?" And dancing to
your music is like ecstasy, ll is magic, baby!
Walter (formerly of the Outposl) is fine
and dandy living in Florida!
Mark (Midlowuc Spa]: So. you moving
away from Houston. We .ire going to miss you!
Amy (Metroplex): I hear you were playing
"Jane Hathaway" al E/J's!
Jeff R. (PS): Fine cigars and Grand
Jim (Ripcord): I hear you are the newest
RSICSS member. Female lint
Singing at the Brair Patch
Officer Nick (PS): Who loves ya. baby!
Mario (BRB): What's wrong? You have
nothing dangling Ihis week or was it Vera's
Richard (hangs al Ihe New Club
Triangle): And 1 quote: "I'm better lhan an
ultimate cheeseburger with bacon!"
Mavis (BRB): Why are you always silting
on your balcony wilh your legs spread
holleru' "Here Kitty-Kilty-Kitty?"
Vicci (XTC): Should we call you the
"Burger King" of toys?
Amanda (Montrose Clinic): I hear you
love to work with lesbians. And you do a
greal job. too!
Brian Keever (NLA:H): I hear ifyou want
lo get laid, you have lo import someone.
Does ihis mean lhal you have already had
the entire population of Houston?
Michael Jones (RSICSS): Yes. we all
know lhat the only thing crooked about
you is your fingernails!
Damion (Club Houston): And I quote: "I
have to pay for my bruises'"
Sandra (hangs at the Ranch): I have a
message for you! "I love (real much) you!"
Elvis... The three legged wonder dog.
Died 12-30-97. Loved and missed by
Don Gill (Mr. Wonderful): Did you really
do "lake-out" from the Ripcord?
The "Pet of the Week" photos are pouring Inl Thanks) Keep Ihem coming. Be sure
to leave me your name and number so I
can let you know when your "baby" will l>e
Hoity &> areot week.'
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Alternative Dance Bar
Open 11 am - 2am Daily
Until 5am Fri - Sun
Friday February 13
Sunday 2 pm
1205 Richmond 522-0881
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