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JUNE 17 2005 21
There's a Fine Line Between Telling the Truth and Talking Trash
Ben Affleck's ballsy
pranks, Hillary Clinton's
classmates and Bob
Just because he graduated from high
school a long time ago doesn't mean that
actor BEN AFFLECK can't still be
His friend KEVIN SMITH, who directed
the star in the lesblan-themed "Chasing
Amy" and "Jersey Girl," told the British edition of men's magazine Maxim that Affleck
had a very gay prank he lik, d to play on set.
"I'd be sitting in the director's chair and
I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand
behind me," Smith told the magazine.
"Every once in a while I'd feel something
on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the fuck was
that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have
his [balls] out and resting on my neck."
Apparently class clown Affleck, who
shares an Oscar with his writing partner
and best friend MATT DAMON for the
script for "Good Will Hunting" and is currently dating JENNIFER GARNER,
called the gag a "fruit basket." But anyone who has ever been to a gay strip bar
would call it "teabagging."
Smith wasn't very amused. "I was like,
'What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
What if it got out in the press that's the
kind of thing you do?' He's like, 'No one
would ever fucking believe you.'"
Oh, honey we believe it. We all believe it.
A new book resurrects the rumor that
HILLARY CLINTON was part of the
"culture of lesbianism" when she attended Wellesley College, outside Boston, in
the late '60s.
"The Truth About
Hillary" by Ed Klein
is set to be published
later this month and
alleges that Clinton
was more than
friends with classmate Nancy
Wanderer, who later
came out as a lesbian.
"Yes, I am a lesbian but I wasn't at
Wellesley or for 20 years afterward," she
tells New York Post gossips Page Six.
"There was no lesbian culture there at the
time. If there was, it was underground."
Another classmate that Klein makes a
big deal over is Nancy Piefrafesa, who
moved to Little Rock, when Hillary and
husband BILL CLINTON, who was then
governor, were living there.
Pietrafesa told Page Six she did not
have an affair with the former first lady
Klein never talked to either woman
and repeatedly misspells Pietrafesa's
name throughout the book. He refused to
comment to Page Six on the matter.
Actor Ben Affleck likes tea bags. And we're not
talking the tiny little tea leaves from Tetley.
Philippe Reins, Clinton's rep, told the column, "We don't comment on works of fiction, let alone a book full of blatant fabrications and errors."
Conservative Greenville, S.C, school
BOB JONES UNIVERSITY, which,
according to its Web site, is dedicated to
"developing Christ-like character in
every student," has made a strange
change to its demanding dress code.
"Abercrombie & Fitch and its subsidiary Hollister have shown an unusual
degree of antagonism to the name of
Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotions." the school's
dress code policy, found on the Web site,
reads. "In protest, we will not allow arti
cles displaying their logos to be worn,
carried, or displayed (even if covered or
masked in some way)."
Guess that rules out boxers, too.
The brand, and especially its former
magazine/catalog "A&F Quarterly."
became popular with gay men for its delicious pictorials of men, mostly wearing
little A&F clothing
(if any at all) and
often in homoerotic
situations. The magazine was discontinued in December
2003 after conservative groups threatened to protest
because of the racy
Other regulations in the code for men
stipulate, "Hair ... not shaved, spiked,
tangled or shelved... colored or highlighted," "Hats may not be worn indoors
except in the gym," "men are not permitted to get tattoos or wear body piercing."
Aside from going to the gym. this
place sounds like gay hell.
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