GENERAL COMMENT: Astrology, you remember, is scientific. It charts your future. If your
experiences should diverge from what the guide says, then either you
are mistaken or you did not interpret the event—or the guide—correctly. Remembering this, you will find the guide an infallible guide to
your future. Any questions may be addressed to the stars.
VIRGO (August 24-September 23): This is your month,
so live it up. Prospects are bright; so is the sunlight. If you have a hearing problem, consult your
doctor. Watch out for quacks and charlatans. Business associates may deal you lots of harm. Money
will come and go, especially around the middle of
the month. Sexual thoughts occupy your mind much
of the time—meanwhile, watch out for cars. Have
a good montto!
LIBRA (September 24-October 23): Moon rises, then J
falls, then rises again into Neptune. Good chance
for exclusive engagements in show biz and renting
apartments. But not so good in love, sex, and food—little nuts and chicken bones. An upset stomach
^ about the middle of the month should prove to be
£ unsettling. So eschew too much alcohol—it makes
J> you vulnerable. A possible affair with the oppo-
Y site sex is in the offering. Tragedy, in the form
an unknown animal, strikes at the month's end.
SCORPIO (October 24-November 22): Sex is your thing - 4
this month. Probable recourse to intercourse the
only real solution. Your tastes in music will change.
Likewise in food—particularly ice cream. Love comes
and then it goes.
SAGITTARIUS (November 23-December 22): Bar-going will
provide only some of your needs. Meditation is good.
So is a muscle relaxant. For September shall be a
very, very busy time for you. Letters, engagements.
No disturbing actualities in sight; just the obvious.
Your energy will slacken before 11:32am, September
12, and after 6:54pm, September 23. It will pick up
again after 2:28am, September 29, Watch out for entanglements. Be wary of strangers and unmarked packages they may be addressed to the wrong person.
Tree limbs are an affront to your dignity.
CAPRICORN: (December 23-January 19): Mist will surround
you the whole month. Others will notice your fogginess.
So will you when certain intimates make telling comments.
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 19): You will notice changes in your body. Lumps forming in odd places—don't
worry, it may or may not be cancer. Subliminal voices
speak to you. You answer. Venus leaps into Moon's
lap: a stranger may, before your very eyes, turn into a lover. Speak softly to her or him until September 21. Then lay it all out.
PISCES (February 20-March 20): The moon rises in the
second quatrain, and then it declines. Ladders are partic
ularly risky features of your daily life. Business goes
on as usual. Windfall profits. Unexplained losses.
Diminuitlons. Occasional ecstasy. Impotence rises
with shifting cosmic winds. Same-sex happiness ensues. Something will happen at 10:46pm, September
11, which you can't quite explain. The answer will
come later in the form of a piece of paper with pencilled writing on it stuck in the limb of the
ARIES (March 21-April 20): This month you're like the
air—flighty, shifting. But ever-present. Remember
that the next time you doubt your existence. Time
flows for you like a commode. A "little bird" shall
rwarn you of intervening events. Bedtime means baby-
time. Love enters the window like a burning match.
TAURUS (April 21-May 20): A superstar will occupy
much of your thoughts. If you're a man, Peter
Frampton. If you're a woman, more than one superstar will occupy your thoughts. Remembering names
is wise. An unfortunate slip-up might cost you an
affair. Landmarks to visit: Niagara Falls, Bunker
Hill. A birthday candle might ignite a fire. A black
cat might cross your path. A picture of two rhinoes
copulating might begin a landslide ending in a tossed
GEMINI (May 21-June 21): The features of your face
will slowly dissolve behind the staircase. Emerging,
a new person occupied with interpretation. Explicating
Denise Levertov's poetry will be exasperating. On the
other hand, explicating the new features of your face
will be no problem. Cite exigencies when defending
fairyland to a small child. Wonders never ceasing.
Famous personalities: Tennesse Ernie Ford, Elvis
CANCSR (June 22-July 23): The important word this ^E
month is "Box." Tight corners create special situ-
ations. An apparition from the past appears; you
flee, but don't worry: it will happen again, but
in the image of a seductor. Freckles vanish with
makeup. A new sound shall echo. Hamburgers take on
significance. And in all this the wind shall carry
you aloft, clouding your vision. A cup of water shines
in sunlight; it prefigures the dawn. Think of practical
things, like pots and pans. But not knives.
LEO: (July 24-August 23): If you're into sex, this is
the month for you. A personage holds the key. A confidante enters through the back door. Marijuana be-
fw comes Necessity. Inner visions explode in clouds of
smoke. Business hits the upbeat; watch out for radiation. Sickness strikes the stalk, but leaves and seeds
become instruments of good will. Have fun all you can.
Tragedy strikes in the form of nothingness. You reply
with a flick of the whip. A camera records your every
move in bed. You replay it with joy. Throbbing stars
enter into holy union with a virgin. Crab Nebula
pulsates for you. A verse, located by chance, you
find in the most unlikely of places. You take it
by heart and find you have a heart. ~i