Libbye Lewis—No, Sir, I'm saving i Heroine (despairingly) "Is there
my kisses. no succor?"
Richard Long—I'd like to add to] Red Coulson: "Hell yes, there is. I
your collection, dear.
paid two bucks to see this show.
John R.: Well, my father has an<
other wife to support now.
Toosy: How's that? He's a bigamist.
John: No, but I just married.
Senior: When you sleep your noble
brow reminds me of a story.
Junior: What story? Sleeping
Senior: No, Sleepy Hollow.
Here's to the girl who steals, lies,
and swears—steals into your arms,
lies there, and swears she'll never
Three's a Crowd
My roommate says there are some
things a girl should not do before
Well, personally, I don't enjoy a
large audience either.
"Pa, what are ancestors?" asked
"Well, my son I am one of yours.
Your Grandpa is another."
"Oh, then why is it people brag
An old lady, after waiting in a confectionery store about ten minutes,
grew grossly impatient at the lack
of service. Finally she rapped sharply on the counter—"Here, young
lady," she cried, "who waits on the
Professor: "Do you know what
happened in 1776?"
Freshie: "Gosh, no. 1 can't remember what happened last night."
The first time a boy steals a kiss
from a girl, she is shocked; the second time, she is offended; the third
time she is doubtful; and the fourth
time she is waiting.
First Tramp: "What's worrying
you today, Herbert?"
Second Tramp: "I found a receipe
for home-made beer, and I have no
And then there is the dumb frosh
Kitty who packed her valise when
her boy friend asked her to go to
"Grand Hotel" with him,
Foley: "Is your horse going to
race in the Derby?"
Melcher: "They won't let him; he
got scratched in the Preakness,
Foley (quick like): "Sure nuff.
And that's such a tender place, too,
ich Hey, you boob, how
do you expect us to see the game
up here? Sit down in front.
Stillman Taylor: Can't do it, buddy. I ain't built that way.
Evelyn Cochran: How many ribs
have you Lillian?
Lil Schwartz: I don't know, I'm
so awful ticklish I never could count
"Robert," asked Miss Batte, "why
were you late this morning?"
Robert Kelso: "Well, I had to feed
the chickens, the clock was slow, the
cook was late, and the car got off
of the track."
"My goodness," replied Robert,
"ain't that enough."
What would happen if some of the
most common advertising slogans
ONYX HOSIERY—"Best in the
OTIS ELEVATORS—"Good to the
KLAXTON—"His master's voice."
FORD—"I walk a mile for a
FATIMA—"I'se in town honey."
IVORY SOAP—"There's a reason."
LISTERINE—"What a whale of a
difference just a few cents make."
PALM OLIVE—"Forty-four years
without loss to an investor."
B. V. D.—"Ask the man who owns
Receipe for Success
Find out where the money is and
get there as quickly as you can and
when you get there get all you can
get there and then get out of there
with all you could get out of those
that are there before those that are
there get out of you all that you
got there after you got there.
Our cow has the hiccoughs and
churns her own milk.
Max Cohen: My ancesters came
over in the Mayflower.
Tommie Cooksey: It's mighty
lucky for you they did. The immigration laws are much stricter
Bill Stiles: Did you tell her when
you proposed that you weren't
srthy of her? That always makes
Hugo Loeders: Well, I was going
to but she told me so first.
. C. Dunlap: What do we mean
when we say the whole is greater
than any of its parts?
Mary Bradley Tuma: A restaurant
Mae Golkei Who was the King of
France during the Revolution?
Daisy Lee Golke: Louis the Thirteenth—no, the Fifteenth no, the
well, anyhow, he was in his tens.
Mesta Waggoner: Why have they
let all the monkeys out of their
Zoo Attendant: Holiday, M
This is Darwin's birthday.
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ties, etc., and to furnish publicity of
all kinds, before and after.
Committee o n Entertainment:
French, chairman; Harris, Bishkin,
Rees, Ledlow, and Schuhmann.
Floor wax, orchestra, dance regulations, piano, voting and chairs,
lighting of court, and the floor com-
ittee will be furnished by the Cdm-
ittee on Entertainment.
Door Committee: Schuhmann,
chairman; Kerbow, Rees, Miller,
Henderson, Ledlow, Hooker, Birney,
The door Committee will be expected to enforce admission regulations throughout the evening.
Follow-up Committee: Hooker,
chairman; French, Ebaugh, Bender,
The duties of the Follow-up Committee will be to se that all decorations are taken down and cleared
away, and to return borrowed articles.
Student Committee: Brinkley, Aitken, Gray, Black, Steeger, Cochran,
Nesmith, and Julian.
The Student Committee will have
! duties the assisting of faculty
members as needed.
Work on the committees will be
Frosh Say Barn
Dance Is Success
Sponsoring a Barn Dance at Kensington Hall on Thursday, April 20,
the Freshman Class of Houston Junior College announce the closing of
their social activities, Rui MacBride
sang with the Buccaneers orches-
which provided music from
10 till 2.
Kensington Hall was fittingly decorated by a committee composed of Bill Jones, Ben Young, Max
Cohen, and Christine Flanagan.
This Barn Dance, last of the Junior College sponsored dances open
to the public, answered the college's
desire for a costume party. "So
many of the students wanted an excuse to look funny and feel foolish
that we decided to give this chance,"
said Harry Gray, class president.
It is hoped that Mrs. Ebaugh and
other members of the faculty who attend, will appear in costume. Many
students say they wish to see their
instructors in working clothes, just
Glee Club Offers
The Boys' Glee Club presented a
mistrel show Monday, April 24, at
:30 p. m. in the auditorium of the
Houston Junior College.
The soloists were N. C. Jenson,
who will sing "01' Mah River;" John
ib, Interlocuter, "I Play Fiddle
for the Czar;" Edgar Nirkin, Bari-
: Solo; Hugh Asbury, solo dance;
Carnes Weaver, banjo solo; Harry
Gray, Octurina solo; Alfred Butler,
Memories;" Edgar Nirken and Alfred Butler will be "end men."
he club is composed of eighteen
5. The officers are: Orlo McGeath, president, Alfred Butler, secretary and treasurer; and Louis
Ruckert has charge of the music. It
was organized at the beginning of
January 1933. According to Mrs.
Bogard, their director, "the club is
doing unusually fine work when you
consider that they meet only one
r each week—Wednesday from
7 to 8."
Continued from page 1
identity of these cloth-deep boys is
being kept a secret, and whether
there will be any imitations of the
better known boys is not known, but
that will be SOME BALL.
Sunday morning after breakfast
ere will be a program of competitive games for the group. At
noon lunch there will be a spicy entertainment, and at 2 p. m. Sunday
the real dates (otherwise known as
transportation) will arrive at the
camp and seek admission. After admission is gained by the boys there
be more entertainment until
eight p. m.
The party is under the direction of
Miss Spiess who urges all girls who
have not yet signed up to do so before Monday.
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S ALICE WHITE
CAN WE LIVE
BY MOLLY SCHIMMEL
Where do we go when we die
What happens when we lose our
J we go anywhere? Does anything happen? Or do we just stop?
Is death the end? Or do we go on
living without our bodies, just as
well, perhaps better, than when we
Spooky questions? Not at all.
Simple and sensible questions.
'a quite as natural to think
about life after death as it is to think
of life in New York or Timbutoo,
and many say that it is just as reasonable to believe that we go on living after we have passed the grave,
to believe that we go on living
after we have crossed the Atlantic.
What is life, anyway? Nobody
knows. For lack of a better understanding, we say that life is energy.
Where do we find energy?
find it in many places in the bodies
of man and animals and plants.
What does it do in those bodies
It makes those bodies eat and sleep
and breathe and grow.
Life—energy—does these things
in living bodies. The bodies themselves are not energy. They are
simple masses of mineral and fat
and water. But the energy lives
inside those masses and works
Not always, though. Life—energy
—does not always need a body to
The energy that lights your electric light does not need a body to
exist. It exists without a bulb,
though you only see it in that
The energy that speaks to you
from your radio does not need that
radio to exist. It exists without
wires, without box, though you only
hear it when you turn the dials.
Every day wa see energy working
in bodies. Every day we see energy
working without a body.
Now consider yourself. You are a
certain person with an individual
personality, called Bill Jones or
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What does that really mean ? That
means that you are acertain arrangement of energy inhabiting a certain
The energy in you is very valuable,
probably much more valuable than
the energy in a turnip or a toad. At
least, you and I think so. It has
taken a long time for life to develop into the particular form of
energy which makes men and women
think and feel, love and hate, desire and fear. It has taken life a
long time to make itself into you.
Bill Jones, or you, Bessie Brown.
And now, having taken millions of
years in the making, are you suddenly going to stop? Will all that
rare accumulation cease when the
box which holds it breaks?
Or will you be able to go without
a body ? Other forms of energy live
without a body. Light anl electricity and magnetism exists without
Will that most precious and most
powerful form of energy—the human soul—be lost for lack of a body
while a tinkling jazz song goes on?
Think about that. Every time you
see an electric light, or turn on a
radio dial, think about the light in
you, the song song in you, the light
and the song in those you have loved
Are they really lost?
Or do they live on without their
bodies in a freer, wider life?
"Your methods of cultivation are
hopelessly out of date," said the
youthful agricultural college graduate to the old farmer. "Why I'd
be astonished if you got t*n pounds
of apples from that tree."
"So would I," replied the farmer.
"It's a pear tree.'
Horace Mills (in the country); Are
you milking the cow?
Farmer: Naw, just feeling her
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