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Houstonian 1987 - The Community. 1987. Special Collections, University of Houston Libraries. University of Houston Digital Library. Web. May 27, 2015. http://digital.lib.uh.edu/collection/yearb/item/25027/show/24889.

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(1987). Houstonian 1987 - The Community. Houstonian Yearbook Collection. Special Collections, University of Houston Libraries. Retrieved from http://digital.lib.uh.edu/collection/yearb/item/25027/show/24889

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Title Houstonian 1987
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  • Students of the University of Houston
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Date 1987
Description This edition of the Houstonian, published in 1987, is the official yearbook of the University of Houston.
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Transcript obscenity on the telephone. 4. Never, ever tell the customer your real name. This was just plain common sense, but it turned out to be harder than one would think. After this Kitty had me pick the three names I wanted. She said that each name should have a separate personality and that each person should be very different. I tried to pick three names that covered the spectrum of a woman's existence (ha!), so I chose Helga, an older dominatrix type, Babs a young and innocent coed (those are pretty hard to find), and Sue, just a regular woman. Of course, all of them had to have different but exceptionally beautiful, physical characteristics, so I made Helga tall, thin, and black- haired, Babs blonde, (of course petite) and Marilyn- ish, and Sue a green-eyed redhead. 5. Always tell the customer that you are at home. Never tell him or her that you are really in a cheesy office with several other fully dressed women faking orgasms. This was probably the hardest rule to follow. Kitty explained that it was to make the customer feel comfortable (that there weren't fifteen other people around to laugh about him pulling his pud) and to make his fantasy complete. 6. And lastly, if a customer calls back unsatisfied, watch out. "There is no reason that you shouldn't be able to get these guys to shoot" as Kitty so succinctly put it. At this time, Kitty had me sign a piece of paper that went something like this: "I, , an employee of Anon, Inc., promise not to reveal any of the corporate secrets or details of my employment here for at least six months after the termination of my employment." So here I am, six months later, telling you the whole sordid story. Supposedly, I was now ready to be a phone whore. Actually, it turned out to be easier than I expected. Of course, the first call I received was a living hell. It was obvious that I was nervous, and the guy seemed to be a little put out with me for not making some raunchy talk. So I broke commandment number three of the phone-sex business and suddenly blurted out, "Let's Melissa, what's yours? JOHN: Uh . . . Peter. S-B: What are you doing tonight, Peter? J: Nothing. S-B: How interesting. What do you do for a living, etc., etc., It could go on forever like that. The guy has only got ten minutes, and you waste five of about what a guy wants from you by the way he describes himself. If a man tells you that he is 6 feet tall, 200 pounds and had a nine-inch penis (we lie about our appearance, they lie about theirs), he probably wants straight sex. However, if a man says he has a four-inch penis, he always wants to be "A lot of feminists ask me if I felt degraded doing such a job, but I never really did. The first couple of days I felt a little strange about what I was doing - basically used, but it wasn't hard to find the humor in the situation.' talk about you screwing me, okay?" Well, that suited him just fine. And from then on, it was really not difficult. I learned the ins and outs of the phone- sex business, and believe me, it's really quite complicated. For instance, how does one manage to work sex into a conversation with a man who is a little embarrassed about calling a phone bordello in the first place (as 60% of them are)? It's easy. The normal phone-sex conversation often sounds like this: JOHN: Uh . . . Hello? SEX-BOMB: Hi, my name is them waiting for the John to raise enough courage to bring up sex. Those are five minutes that you could be taking another call and making more money, so it's important to get these guys on the road. Surefire solution — ask the young fellow what he is wearing. Nine times out of ten, the answer is nothing. And then all the enterprising phone whore needs to do is coo back, "Nothing? What a coincidence ..." and the conversation is pretty well taken care of. You can really tell a lot dominated. And if someone tells you he has a fifteen-inch penis, invariably he demands anal sex. The key to making guys happy (which makes money) is to SOUND SINCERE. I must have faked 500 orgasms in three weeks and my Johns loved every moan. You've got to understand, about half of the men who called me were just regular guys who weren't getting what they wanted at home or were just lonely or horny. I'm at a loss to explain why (continued on page 264) 263