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I THINK IT SAYS VOLUMES ABOUT
our value system when a bona-fide rock star
like Bob Mould has less attitude and is easier to talk to at the gym than a lot of the
everyday gay "hunks" who work out there.
SOME OF THESE GUYS ONLINE WILL
say it's their first time but then have a
repertoire that would make a gay sailor
blush. What's wrong with this picture?
THE BEAR MOVEMENT WAS SUPPOSED
to be a celebration of men as men actually
are. Turning it into yet another form of
drag defeats the purpose.
SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO:
Drug addicts are not attractive!
LOCKER ROOM TIP NOS. 43 AND 44:
If you have back hair, please don't try to
shave it in the sink; it's disgusting to watch.
And, if you choose not to shave it, don't spend
forever drying your back hair with a blow
dryer 1 manage to dry my chest hair using a
towel, and not look ridiculous doing it!
FIRST YOU FELL OFF THE BAR AND the
bartender caught you. Yeah, it was
humorous. Next time you might break my
bottle of Jack Daniels. That will be far
OUT AT 25 AND NEED A SUPPORT
group for college-age people? PFLAG — or
Parents, Families & Friends of Lesbians &
Gays — is a national organization with chapters in most cities. PFLAG welcomes everyone, not just parents. You may not pick someone up, but you will find support and a place
to speak to others on relationships, coming
out and more.
BITCH I WASN'T TRYING TO PICK YOU
To the guy who
complained that I don't
call. What's the point?
I have yet to get a word
up when I asked you where the dates were.
I was there with my husband. You're too
short and balding for my taste anyway.
DAMN IT! BAPTISTS, EVANGELICALS,
Muslims, Jews and Mormons disagree on
almost everything but they all agree when
it comes to hating and excluding gays!
TO THE ILLITERATE QUEEN SPREADING
lies about my best friend: What goes
around comes around; and as much as
you've been around, you should know.
MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
father because he chose not to be a father.
Why be like someone who doesn't want to
be in your life, or you to be in his?
I'VE NOTICED A DISTURBING NEW
trend among gay men: bad oral hygiene.
Honey, if your ass smells and tastes better
than your mouth, it's time to see the dentist!
SOME THINGS JUST NEVER GET EASY
to accept: like being smart, educated,
hard-working, in-shape, drug-free, kind
and considerate, but watching Joe Blow
get all of the attention and dates because
nature made him better-looking.
WHY IS IT HETERO-MALES ARE GETTING
as rare as a snowflake in July? Whatever
you gay guys are doing, cut it out. From a
lonely hetero female
LORD KNOWS HOW, BUT WE NEED TO
get over our in-fighting at least enough to
build a real community that truly cares
for its own, because the straight world
will never treat us as equals.
WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE
to lie to you online? It's pretty stupid to
say a pic is of you when it's really of the
guy you're sending it to. Think before you
steal, you could end up with a charge of
STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT HATE US
because we write to "Bitch Session." They
hate because they were taught that it's OK
to hate fags just because they are fags. So
don't lay the blame where it doesn't lie!
TO THE BOY AT THE BAR WHO TOLD
his man, "I'll kill you if you ever leave
me": You are a terrorist!
EdtoR' note: These are real bitches, sent in by real readers,
about gay life's little annoyances, and the big ones, too.
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