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Houston Voice, July 7, 2006 - File 020. 2006-07-07. University of Houston Libraries. University of Houston Digital Library. Web. December 17, 2017. http://digital.lib.uh.edu/collection/montrose/item/2641/show/2639.

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Title Houston Voice, July 7, 2006
Contributor
  • Crain, Chris
  • Ervin, Eric
Publisher Window Media
Date July 7, 2006
Language English
Subject
  • LGBTQ community
  • LGBTQ people
  • Gay liberation movement
Place
  • Houston, Texas
Genre
  • newspapers
Type
  • Text
Identifier OCLC: 31485329
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Transcript HOUSTON VOICE www.houstonvoice.com JULY 7, 2006 19 IF I WANTED TO HAVE ORAL SEX with a condom on, I would just give head to a dildo. I FINALLY GET LUCKY AND PICK up a trick, and now I know why I don't do it that often. I don't know how to make them disappear. "DISEASE FREE, UB2." CAN THE guys who put this lame-ass line in their personal ads really prove that they aren't carrying herpes, hepatitis, HPV and so on? IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME OUT of your boring life to notice what people are doing at clubs and gyms, maybe you should wonder why you're not getting laid. Bitch Boy responds: To bitch... THERE'S NOTHING TO BITCH ABOUT anymore! Bitch Boy responds:... or not to bitch... IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BITCH about, you must be dead or your life is so dull and boring you're too numb to realize you need to bitch about it! No one is ever that happy for long. Bitch Boy responds: ... that is the question! I'M SICK OF GAY REPUBLICANS who justify backing a party against gay rights by saying they aren't single-issue voters. But then they vote on a single issue like "the war on terror." You're only fooling yourself! CAN YOU BITCHES WHO CALL US pretentious for talking about upcoming vacations and home improvements tell us what topics you approve of? TO THE BITCH ABOUT DJS GETTING all the attention: All the brilliant lighting in the world won't make up for a lousy D.I People go to the clubs for three primary things: sex, drinking and music. No one is there for the lighting. Bitch Boy responds: Yes but consider the reverse: Bad (as in bright) lighting sends the queens scattering like cockroaches. IN RESPONSE TO BITCH BOY ASKING if anyone has met a man who uses a condom during oral sex: Actually yes, my neighbor says he always uses a condom for that. I UNDERSTAND THE CONCERN over safety but what is sexually stimulating about the taste of latex? Yuck. I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW escorts can deal with having sex with people they are not attracted to? Yes, you're getting paid good money, but how can you stomach being intimate with some of the people who pay for those services? HI BITCH BOY! I ALWAYS ADORE your blatant sarcasm, but why is there no Biotch Gyrl or a "Session" not so male- drenched? Insert rude response here: Bitch Boy responds: Because I'm very in touch with my feminine side. Nothing stopping you gals from creating a womyn- born-womyn-only "safe space" to do your bitching! ESCORTS SHOULD NOT EXPECT TO get paid their full fee if the John doesn't like what you look like after you first meet and you go no further than that. Some people have no business being escorts. Forget about tightening the leash. If your so-called girlfriend is throwing other women in your face, it's time to cut the leash. The nerve of her! A BOY IS SOMEONE UNDER 18, SO why do so many people who are obviously men advertise themselves as such? Just because you shave off your body hair, do drugs and act like you're still in high school with no direction in life? WHY LABEL YOUR COLOR AS caramel? You're either Hispanic, black, white or Asian. Bitch Boy responds: You trying to get laid or taking the Census? WHY DO PEOPLE WITH SNOT IN their nose go out to the bars and then snort it up repeatedly within earshot of everyone else? Do you really think anyone will find you appealing like that? I DO SUPPORT MY COUNTRY IN A time of war. In fact. I love my country enough that I tried to warn people that the war would be a huge mistake, which it has turned out to be. I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BECAUSE I don't go straight to the bars after work to piss it all away. IF YOU PLAN TO ADVERTISE YOUR business in a gay publication, don't put your ugly mug in for everyone to see. 1 MUST BE A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A gay man's body. I'm a whiz at plumbing, but I'm hopeless at arranging flowers. Nightly gay prayer: "Oh Lord, watch over me while I lay me down, my hot abs to keep." rr Bitch Boy responds: How's your mullet hangin? IF THERE'S JUST ENOUGH ROOM IN the bar for a walkway, it's intended for foot traffic, not two fat-asses getting it on and making the rest of us sick to our stomachs. For the love of all that is holy, get out of the bar and onto a treadmill! IF I MET A HANDSOME AND TOGETHER guy who told me upfront that he had Hepatitis C. I would find a way to have a satisfying safe-sex life with him. So all you guys who've told me how attractive I am but run the other way because I have HIV, I hope your desire to screw without a condom is a good trade-off for your loneliness. TO THE STRAIGHT WOMAN AT WORK who just can't seem to understand why I. a gay man, do not want to marry a woman: Why would I marry someone like you and end up divorced four years later like your gay ex-husband? I'M FED UP WITH PRETENTIOUS queens whose online profiles profess an interest in "documentaries." Name the last documentary you saw and give me a synopsis, bitch! SO YOU LIVE IN A FABULOUS efficiency apartment that costs a grand a month and you can't afford to see a movie on our date. Why not move out of the gay ghetto? What's the point of being in the center of it all if you can't afford to do anything? I'M SO SICK OF BORING, monotonous gay-themed movies. Aren't we supposed to be witty and artistic? Why can't we make a decent movie about ourselves? JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT PLOWED in front of a camera for $1,000 doesn't make you a "porn star." It makes you someone who got plowed in front of a camera for $1,000. STOP BEING SO JUDGMENTAL ABOUT those who struggle to "move on." Most gay guys quickly jump from one "love" to the next, often while they're still involved. Forgive some of us for having feelings. TO THE PERSON WHO GRIPED about civil unions being recognized in only one state — not true. Not only in Vermont, but also in New Jersey. I blame the gay media, which refuses to acknowledge it because it was signed into law by a Republican governor. Bitch Boy responds: Err. you mean Connecticut, not New Jersey, which had a big ole queen as a governor, but he was a closet case and only signed into law domestic partnerships. IF SHE'S YOUR "BEST FRIEND" who just happens to be your ex, why did you spend Saturday night with your arms around her waist? At least be honest with yourself, even if you can't be with me. STOP WORKING TO GET MY attention. I'm not blind, so if I found you attractive you'd already have my attention. Staring at me. standing in front of me. dancing next to me. and shaking what I'm leaning on are annoying and only make you even less attractive. EVER NOTICE HOW JOAN COLLINS is starting to look more and more like a drag queen every year? WHY ARE ALL-FEMALE COLLEGES liberal, lesbian paradises while the all- male colleges are the most conservative, militaristic and gay-hostile schools around? Maybe it's because, after all these years, girls still just wanna have fun. IF YOU "NEG4NEG" GUYS ARE SO paranoid about catching something, then why the hell are you advertising on a sex site in the first place? WHAT'S SO DAMN WRONG WITH the Peter Pan Syndrome? The alternative is boring and overrated! AS A LATINO, I FIND IT EXTREMELY distasteful and a major turn-off when someone says, "I love Latin men." I don't tell white guys, "I love Caucasians." Am 1 supposed to be flattered that you are enamored by my Latino-ness? Bitch Boy responds: I believe the correct term is "Latinocity." I AGREE WITH THE GUY WHO SAYS being masculine is natural to him. The main reason so many gay guys act effeminate is because they think of themselves as female. JUST BECAUSE YOU WEAR A HAT all the time doesn't mean you're not bald, it just means that you're insecure. Bitors' note: These are real bitches, sent in by real naadets about gay life's little annoyances and the big ones, too Got a bitch? tall 1-81)0-858-8088 or e-mail: bitch@houstcinvoice.com
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